"Marley and Me" had its big splashy Hollywood premiere last night, and you would have to shoot me out of a cannon to get me into this theater because what lunatic thought it would be a good idea to have Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson as a young married couple trying to start a family. Her chin and his nose aren’t exactly features you want to combine, as my clumsy photoshopping proves. Regardless, while she was there Jenn was of course asked about her GQ cover. Us magazine says…
At Thursday's Los Angeles premiere of Marley & Me, Jennifer Aniston spoke out for the first time about her naked GQ cover.
"I wasn't trying to make any statement," said the 39-year-old actress, who wears only a tie on the cover.
After a reporter told her she looked hot in the January issue, Aniston replied, "So do you - hottie!"
God I wanna punch that cunt right in her face. But Katherine Heigl was there last night too and she might be an even worse human being so Jenn may get a pass. There should be a Saw that puts someone in a room with those two and a gun with one bullet. Personally I’d kill myself before the videotape even got done explaining the test.
(picture source = getty images)
I'd hit it. The dog, that is. With my car.
Cottonelle??/ They made a movie about ass wipe?? At least they picked a good kind. If I am going to take something that once was a tree, and rub it against by butthole…….it better be soft.
well, at least there's truth in advertising…this movie looks to be a dog…and dog-ridden…I don't think even my Chi and poodle would urinate on the DVD upon its release…
Finkle starts with the win… nice. Laces out.
Does that dog have a black cock…or is that part of the purse? Mr. Hands? Mr. Hands? Paging Mr. Hands…
If Owen Wilson was in that room with one bullet, he prolly would put the gun to his head too.
For some reason I like the Charmin Dingle Bears commercial. Specifically, the one where Papa Bear and Kid Bear are playing football, and Papa Bear says "Down, Set, YIKES!" at the sight of Kid Bear's dingleberries.
Given, I'm fucking baked out of my gourd but I still laugh.
I'd hit it. Katherine Hiegle, that is. With a bus.
The me and the dog would go for lunch and a walk in the park.
Pauly Dangerously- I think I saw a gay porn that started out like that.
Hello Br3nd0n, I'd like to play a little game. In front of you there are… [BANG!]
The me and the dog would go for lunch and a walk in the park.
You would walk with Jen Aniston in the park? Wow, you are a kind person.
There should be a Saw that puts someone in a room with those two and a gun with one bullet. Personally I’d kill myself before the videotape even got done explaining the test.
Is Scott Ruffalo ghostwriting for Bren?
Zombie you confuse me sometimes…
Topher, is there any other way to start it?
You would walk with Jen Aniston in the park? Wow, you are a kind person.
She seems sad and has no self esteem. I could double fist and she will be thankful that someone likes her, if only in a rapists sort of way.
i need to get a hold of aniston. the world needs more stories of getting anally assaulted while someone blows crack smoke up your snatch.
Pauly- am just thankful I did not hear the line (in a brusk voice) "come on boy…..show me yer turds"
Ham Sandwich:
If Owen Wilson was in that room with one bullet, he prolly would put the gun to his head too.
Inspired!!!
But what's to say that Bear cock didn't get poop on it, Topher?
"You are next"