
Elisha Cuthbert is now on her third NHL boyfriend. She currently dates Calgary Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf (that’s them in Hawaii last May), but before that she dated Dallas left-winger Sean Avery and then Montreal Canadiens' defenseman Mike Komisarek. It's hard to believe she ever broke up with Avery because he seems just delightful, a real heart of gold. Yahoo says…
Reporters were waiting to speak with Avery about disparaging remarks he’d made last month about Flames star Jarome Iginla when Avery walked over to the group and asked if there was a camera present. When told there was, he said, “I’m just going to say one thing.”
“I’m really happy to be back in Calgary; I love Canada,” he said. “I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about, but enjoy the game tonight.” He then walked out of the locker room.
Avery also dated Rachel Hunter, who now dates Los Angeles Kings center Jarrett Stoll, but considering they were in Calgary, it's hard not to think that he was referring to Cuthbert. Either way, I hope he’s having a nice time prancing through that meadow of blind optimism, because he's pretty much begging three teams to take his head off.

















I bet there is some nice spinning action with the difference in their size
What's up with that fug bikini? Haven't these movie star types ever heard of Wicked Weasel?
I'd be up for even his filthy fourteenths with this broad.
what is wicked weasel?
Avery is the man!!!
Morning bitches!!!
I'd take Elisha if she were sloppy dozens. Who gives a damn?
We had a name for girls like her back in high school…Puck.
Its a bikini company Snatch
That bitch tricked me by covering her boobs when her boobs weren't hanging out. I hate her forever.
I don't understand why he is suspended ?
It's not like he shot himself in the leg or beat up his wife!
Yeah, I heard even Jack Bauer had her. And we all know he has a raging 4' patriotic hard on.
Scout, who gives a fuck about the bikini. Focus on what's underneath. You sound like Perez.
I don't know about you guys, but I'm not above being passed around by professional hockey players…
just kidding. i think.
And if thats sloppy seconds, I'd take some
This morning is lookoing gooood
Although as tempting as it is to stick with the 'Enry 'Iggins thing and make Elisha my new Eliza, I just can't do it anymore.
does this chick just hang out in the locker rooms or what?
I used to play roller-hockey… when do I get some?
DB…you mean there's a bikini in the pics?…hmmm…totally missed that…thanks…
I'd peel her, that's for sure! I'd paint her white, strip her naked, and leave her in nothing but black stockings! She's just a heart, just a hole.
DB, you have clearly never seen a woman in a Wicked Weasel bikini…