For years Tina Fey has been hounded by questions about the long and prominent scar on the left side of her face. Fey has always refused to answer, but now her husband has told Vanity Fair the whole horrific tale. The Daily News says…
Tina Fey has finally revealed how she got her signature facial scar - and it's pretty ugly.
The 38-year-old comedienne was attacked by a stranger in a violent slashing incident when she was five.
"It was in, like, the front yard of her house, and somebody who just came up, and she just thought somebody marked her with a pen," Fey's husband, Jeff Richmond, says.
Fey says she doesn't like to rehash the incident because "it's impossible to talk about it without somehow seemingly exploiting it and glorifying it."
But, she adds, she's never felt unattractive because of the scar: "It's really almost like I'm kind of able to forget about it, until I was on-camera, and it became a thing of 'Oh, I guess we should use this side' or whatever."
The amazing thing is she made it 5 years before someone stabbed her in the mouth. I could never even make it through one Weekend Update without it crossing my mind. If anything we should be applauding this guys restraint.
My cock cuts like a knife.
I'd stab her in the mouth…if you know what I mean.
My semen scalds.
To quote Bas Rutten: "Whoa; that's fucked up!"
He should have cut a bit deeper and raped her newly-formed cheek hole.
The slasher guy must have been the plastic surgeon who killed Kanye's mother…
….When Pedobear says "get into the van" You should jsut get in the van.
"Let's put a smile on that face." and… why so serious?
too bad it could not have been about 3-5 inches lower and from ear to ear
I would fuck the blonde next to her
FB - what is in your avi?
It's me
we need biggr avis or pics on here
"it's impossible to talk about it without somehow seemingly exploiting it and glorifying it."
Huh… how about that? Tina Fey's mouth and my cock have that in common. We should get together.
we need biggr avis or pics on here
Or at least when you go to their profile it is bigger
The blonde beside her looks like a cross between Hayden Panettiere and Miley Cyrus.
Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.
amen FB
Jeff Richmond forgoes all future hummers
I would Tina Fey only if, and I mean ONLY IF she dressed like Sarah Palen
"FB - what is in your avi?"
It's me…aka Heaven in a frame…