Look, no one loves the London tabloids and specifically the Sun more than me. They're trashy pieces of shit who will find any excuse to talk about sex and show tits. They could have a story about a serial killer cannibal, and in the first paragraph they would say, "Jack 'The Ripper' Lombardi would find his victims near a local college, where BUXOM YOUNG CO-EDS ALSO GET AN EDUCATION IN THE BEDROOM". And then they would show an unrelated topless girl with big tits, with the caption, “WHO WILL BE THE NEXT VICTIM?” But today the Sun is printing sheer insanity that not even I can defend.
FUNNYMAN EDDIE MURPHY will play The Riddler in the next Batman movie, The Sun can reveal.
The Beverly Hills Cop star, 47, has been signed up by British director CHRISTOPHER NOLAN to reprise the role played by JIM CARREY in 1995’s Batman Forever.
The surprise move follows speculation linking Pirates of the Caribbean star JOHNNY DEPP to the part.
The film, set for a 2010 release, is being developed under the working title Gotham.
Execs have also signed up rising Transformers star SHIA LABEOUF, 22, to play Robin.
Meanwhile, Brit RACHEL WEISZ is said to be up for the Catwoman role.
Just … what? Okay, the reality is, and these are all facts, Nolan has not agreed to make a third Batman. He probably will but there’s no deal yet. There is no script, there is no story, there are no villains picked out. If he does he will make an unrelated movie, probably "the Prisoner", between now and then, as he did with "the Prestige" between "Batman Begins" and "Dark Knight". Most importantly, he has said in no uncertain terms, as has Bale, they hate Robin, and he will NEVER be a part of these movies. The Sun needs to step up. I’d like to think they’re capable of better reporting than this. I'd also like to think that a monkey could be trained to make me a decent god dammed breakfast, but apparently that takes a monkey who's not a total fucking retard. Yeah, Mojo, that's right, I'm talking to you! Oh, sure, start screaming, fine, oh yeah, yeah slam that down, that's right, real mature Mojo, real fuckin mature!
Who is giving him jobs and how can we kill him
Holy Man, Batman!
There better not be no Shia Ledouche as Robin. Fuck Robin. Robin sucks. Eddie Murphy would be good as the Riddler.
I get it, Irony. A riddler no one will laugh at. In other news, the next batman movie will have trannies. Wait, they did that with Maggie in the last one.
Nah.
Not happening. The Scum are on a wind up
BREAKING NEWS!
The Sun will announce next week that I, Terd Ferguson, will be starring in a remake of Eyes Wide Shut. The Nicole Kidman role will be played by Marissa Miller. The gangbang scene will feature several Durdenites.
They could have a story about a serial killer cannibal, and in the first paragraph they would say, "Jack 'The Ripper' Lombardi would find his victims near a local college, where BUXOM YOUNG CO-EDS GOT AN EDUCATION IN THE BEDROOM AS WELL AS THE CLASSROOM". And then they would show an unrelated topless girl with big tits, with the caption, “WHO WILL BE THE NEXT VICTIM?”
Actually that sounds more like the Daily Sport, the Sun is quite conservative these days
that is quite true… nolan himself said there will be no robin in any batman movie he will make.
in other news, that picture of eddie murphy gave me a chubby.
What's worse than Eddie Murphy in a Batman movie…Eddie Murphy in any movie…
pieces of shit who will find any excuse to talk about sex and show tits
Pot, this is kettle. Kettle, this is pot.
pieces of shit who will find any excuse to talk about sex and show tits
Pot, this is kettle. Kettle, this is pot.
But…..the Riddler was never…..um, cappuccino
What the fuck?
Bertman, tell me….oh god please tell me you know the young woman in your avatar and your penis has spelunkered in that ass…
Bertman, tell me….oh god please tell me you know the young woman in your avatar and your penis has spelunkered in that ass…
Or at least post a link to better quality pics
creating Robin was just WRONG DC Comics! BAD BAD BAD DOG
Robin:Batman::Scrappy Doo:Scooby Doo
I Fucking hate Scrappy Doo
A ninja man in a white role?
What's next , a ninja president?
or could also be
::Godzuki:Godzilla
your pick
(that's right motherfuckers…I'm bringing the Godzuki!)