12.15.2008 HOT NEW ASS AT SPIKE

Normally tall chicks are scary (even though I’m a God-like 6’5”) because it's real easy for a girl to look like a tranny when then they’re real tall.  Odette Yustman is 5’10”, but as you can see she still looks very much like a girl.  An alarmingly hot girl.  She was in "Cloverfield" and a bunch of other crap no one liked but she's still mentioned a lot lately when people talk about unknowns who could be big stars next year.  The only thing still haunting me about her height is her hands.  She has really big hands.  Let's say, hypothetically, that her hands were wrapped around my penis, and then they began to make a jerking motion, would that freak me out?  I guess we’ll have to wait and see.

(picture source = splash news)




(17) Comments

  1. Conal 12/15/2008 03:01

    Nobody can be first

     

  2. grubber 12/15/2008 04:03

    it's almost like megan fox and mila kunis had an unholy love baby. by which I mean, a baby on which my unholy love could be spent.

  3. chris-from-oz 12/15/2008 04:34

    Yes please! Best of the night……

  4. Ballsnyc 12/15/2008 05:03

    get a hairbrush skank!

  5. Komodo 12/15/2008 05:15

    Screw that blond asshole who got all snotty on her.THIS CHICK FTW.

  6. Rick (with a silent P) 12/15/2008 05:28

    Chicks this hot make me feel all Asian inside…capable of saying only "Me rikey, me rikey"

    Unfortunately, that just means it matches my Asian genitalia…sob…

  7. aliceleng 12/15/2008 07:01

    Wow, she is so sexy,but I think the model on millionaireloves. com is more beautiful and sexy than her!

  8. Demon Spawn 12/15/2008 08:06

    This chick is in some kinda ghost movie coming out. I saw the poster but didn't catch the title because this girl's ass is the only thing my eyes could focus on.

  9. cwgodzilla 12/15/2008 08:25

    I'm glad Odette's finally getting some recognition. Ever since I saw Cloverfield I thought "Wow, she's not a bad actress. Also she's ungodly beautiful." Honestly, and call me blasphemous if you must, but I think she's even hotter than Megan Fox, mainly because 1)tall chicks are awesome and 2) she's got that "pretty, friendly girl" hotness to her, which I like more than Megan's "sexy seductress" hotness.

    Also she's going to be in a movie with Gary Oldman as an exorcist, written by the guy who wrote "Batman Begins".  Hell yeah!

  10. Mac-Daddy 12/15/2008 08:52

    Don't know this girl, but I suppose she's attractive enough that I'd still nail her just to say I did!

  11. MonyVibescu 12/15/2008 09:14

    Being a tall man, I enjoy engaging in frenzied intercourse with tall women!

  12. NoLimitNoe 12/15/2008 10:36

    I saw this chick fake an orgasm in a Lifetime movie: "Reckless Behavior: Caught on Tape".  I had to watch it with the wife but it was way worth it for that scene…Look it up and post it, very very hot.

  13. Mac-Daddy 12/15/2008 13:23

    She reminds me of Katharine McPhee….Therefore, Totally Fuckable!

  14. opinionated 12/16/2008 00:40

    Nice tuck. At least the chin blocks the adams apple.

  15. arm123 12/16/2008 01:08

    Dare I say it she is hotter than Megan Fox.

  16. Otis Fenchlark 12/16/2008 04:57

    She is beautiful.  No muscle tone, though!  Ride a freeking bike, bitch.  God, look at those non-calves.  Come on, now.

  17. Observer 12/16/2008 07:30

    MonyVibescu:

    Being a tall man, I enjoy engaging in frenzied intercourse with tall women!

     

    Mony…….I have taken the liberty of adapting your comment of yesterday  to my own use……a concept commonly called in the vulgate vernacular "FIXED".

     

    Not that yours needed "fixing".

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