12.09.2008 JESSICA BIEL IS NAKED. KINDA.

"Powder Blue" is a movie about a random group of people in LA who are brought together by chance on Christmas Eve, but more to the point it's about Jessica Biel playing a stripper. She reportedly will be naked to some degree, not bare ass completely naked but more so than that Natalie Portman or Lindsay Lohan crap we've had to deal with in the past when they played strippers in bikinis and underwear. I don't know where Hollywood got this idea that strippers keep their clothes on.  It would be like if they did a movie about an airline pilot who sits in first class. He’s almost in the cockpit, but not quite. There’s a term for strippers who keep their clothes on: "fired". 

(340) Comments

  1. Rick (with a silent P) 12/09/2008 07:01

    hmmm color me interested…kinda

  2. grubber 12/09/2008 07:02

    naked jessica biel!

  3. Terd Ferguson 12/09/2008 07:02

    FUCK YEA

  4. djtechsys 12/09/2008 07:03

    (P)Rick- I'd "color" her with my interest. [insert hawaii-map painting joke here]

  5. DB's Treasure 12/09/2008 07:03

    yes! yes! Yes! Yes! YES YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!

  6. JC 12/09/2008 07:04

    Umm…Gear magazine beats anything else she'd ever do since.

    Now excuse me, I need to go change my fluid… 

  7. RemSteale 12/09/2008 07:05

    Mmmmm, Jessica Biel's ass……

    Film doesnt look like a barrel of laughs though… 

  8. lgcjoker 12/09/2008 07:06

    Another name for strippers that keep their clothes on . . . dead and stuffed in my trunk. Consider that your warning, Jessica.

  9. POOLMAN 12/09/2008 07:07

    Damnit, I do not get vids at work………..

  10. SuperB 12/09/2008 07:08

    Poolman…

    Let me describe it for you.  Imagine the sweetest ass you have ever seen, that you want to stick your tongue in cause you know it would taste like cotton candy.

    That is pretty much what the vid was like…

    Just another one of the many services B provides…imagination!

  11. DB's Treasure 12/09/2008 07:08

    Rem, no it doesn't. But during the movie I bet I can fill a barrel…..not with laughs though; Liquid Sin. 

  12. dirtydiane1 12/09/2008 07:09

    nice, Poolman.  way to show your sausage. ;)

    so, this looks like Crash meets Closer to me.  too bad Jessica's manly face just ruins her rockin' bod.

  13. Rick (with a silent P) 12/09/2008 07:09

    "Another name for strippers that keep their clothes on . . . dead and stuffed in my trunk. Consider that your warning, Jessica."

    After using that same warning in the past myself…I have found that 9 out of 10 strippers chose the trunk…the tenth committed seppuku onstage…

  14. leftnutofjesus 12/09/2008 07:09

    i just watched the whole fucking thing with no sound on.  i didn't follow any of that.  forest whitaker and ray liotta fuck with bitches at a strip club a lot and someone killed a little boy.  then a bunch of other weird shit happens and people die.  and lots of scenes of strippers with more pole skill than a pussy with 5 dogs chasing after it.   wow…..if the movie theater takes sperm, i'd pay eight ropes of white hot to see this.

  15. POOLMAN 12/09/2008 07:09

    SuperB, you have a video?

     

  16. cubbies_2008 12/09/2008 07:10

    i love pussy…and naked pussy is even better…but can't hollywood come up with somethin original…from the looks of this video the movie is crash the remake or sequel…tyler durden needs to put a stop to theses shananigans…maybe some lye in some major producer's eye would get someone's attention

  17. POOLMAN 12/09/2008 07:10

    I have a better sausage DD1

  18. DB's Treasure 12/09/2008 07:10

    "Let me describe it for you.  Imagine the sweetest ass you have ever seen, that you want to stick your tongue in cause you know it would taste like cotton candy."

     

    :::starches bedside sock once again::: 

  19. SuperB 12/09/2008 07:10

    :Blushes:

    aww shucks

  20. leftnutofjesus 12/09/2008 07:11

    they flashed her face and i thought another mannish boy homeless chick was trying to bum a cigarette from me in the rain outside of wal-mart. 

    put her on the "chicks i'd fuck after they were beheaded" list.

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