12.19.2008 LISA RINNA IS POSING FOR PLAYBOY

Lisa Rinna is a 45-year-old mother of two, but apparently that’s not enough to stop Playboy from taking naked pictures of her.  Despite several strongly worded emails from me begging them too.  OK! says…

When asked by Extra if she was planning on stripping down for the gentleman's mag, she coyly replied, "I'm the worst liar on the planet, I can't lie, so… I think that could be a yes."

This would be the second time for her to pose naked in Playboy of course.  She posed in 1998 when she was 10 years younger but pregnant (nsfw pic here). Now she’s not pregnant but damn near 50.  It's like she’s just going down a list of things I never ever wanted to see.  The only good side to this is that she’s in unbelievably good shape, and not just for 45, for any age.  Of course, being named “Hottest Old Lady” is like winning “Fastest Pedophile”.  It's an honor, but at the same time it's really not.




(234) Comments

  1. Death to Finkle! 12/19/2008 15:08

    FISH!!!

    (No really.  Look at her mouth.)

  2. Lance @ FilmDrunk 12/19/2008 15:11

    I think she sat on a badger.

  3. Lance @ FilmDrunk 12/19/2008 15:11

    I think she sat on a badger.

  4. bonniekay 12/19/2008 15:13

    Is she one of those crazy motherfucking Kabbalah people>? She's wearing that red string on her left wrist.

  5. djtechsys 12/19/2008 15:16

    christ…other than threatening to pose nude, what has she done recently to deserve any attention?

  6. WordBearer 12/19/2008 15:19

    Didn't she kill herself in Veronica Mars?

  7. One Sick Lady 12/19/2008 15:21

    Wtf is up with the creepy navel?

  8. Jayms 12/19/2008 15:22

    "Of course, being named “Hottest Old Lady” is like winning “Fastest Pedophile”.  It's an honor, but at the same time it's really not."

     Hahaha, that's fuckin' great.

  9. MonyVibescu 12/19/2008 15:23

    Bonnie, I want to ream you and cream you!

    WB, you watched that show? Haha.

  10. MonyVibescu 12/19/2008 15:24

    Jayms, are you an active turtle? Is your nose right? YOU'RE fucking great. Not a black man on the moon would disagree! 

  11. Bulb 12/19/2008 15:26

    VOTE SCAMMELL NUTS but the rest of it was made on a fucking table, yeah?

  12. MonyVibescu 12/19/2008 15:27

    Sure, Bulb… sure… I'm ON IT.

  13. Pauly Dangerously 12/19/2008 15:35

    Ummmm…….

    *Pauly looks at his penis, opens desk drawer with machete inside, looks back a his penis*

     

    I guess we'll give this another day.

  14. Pauly Dangerously 12/19/2008 15:40

    Is she one of those crazy motherfucking Kabbalah people>? She's wearing that red string on her left wrist.

     

     

    I think that's a reminder to oil her catcher's mit of a cunt or it will start to crack.

  15. Fussy Bitch 12/19/2008 15:46

    humm…she is weird like in a used to be a man weird…

  16. Percival P. Stankass 12/19/2008 15:50

    she can get banged…..but her face has too much going on. even asleep it would still  be moving around

     

    guess i could place a ball or two in that gaping maw

  17. Percival P. Stankass 12/19/2008 15:51

    that belly button is fukking disturbing

  18. Percival P. Stankass 12/19/2008 15:51

    fussy, i'm going to beat off in your hair

  19. Fussy Bitch 12/19/2008 15:52

    Percy - me likey, makes it all nice and shiny

  20. Paleomiz 12/19/2008 15:53

    I am all for chicks my age getting naked (I am about to get naked for art) but that is some weird belly button action

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