I don’t even dislike Scarlett Johansson, but actors shouldn’t be allowed to talk for at least 10 years after they become famous. Actors are fucking retards, and celebrity interviewers are even dumber than that, so really what's the point. You might as well ask your dog why he ate your slippers. You don't really think you're gonna get an answer, do you? Her interview with the London Times was no exception.
Think Marilyn Monroe or Sophia Loren transported through time – the hour-glass figure and sprayed-on frocks – and you have some idea of the cinematic heritage of Ms J, a woman who, at just 24, has men young and old praising her as a siren, a muse and a pin-up for our times. Women, too, can appreciate La Johansson. According to one glossy, she possesses the body that most admire.
“Oh yeah, that stuff,” she drawls in that unmistakable, husky voice, raising a pencil-thin eyebrow. “Well, I never expected that kind of thing, to be honest. I think that comes with my age, the whole sex-symbol thing. I’ll grow out of that. It’s a phase. And people want to turn you into merchandise in some way, don’t they?”
Bitch you better hope you don’t grow out of it. I don’t even think she's a bad actress, but her career is based on her tits and her lips. The interview should have just been 4 hours about that. No questions, just me staring at her tits. If she tried to interrupt, I would say, No Speaka English. And if that didnt work, I’d say, "Um, Woody … Woody Allen", and she’d say, "Oh my gosh, he is amazing, he gives his actors such a playground to work with…" and she would carry on like that while I went back to staring at her tits.
I've always thought she had mannish shoulders, but that hasn't stopped me from wanting to plunk her in the anus.
Mmmmm Scarlett…
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"And people want to turn you into merchandise in some way, don’t they?"
if by merchandise you mean a personal fuck-toy…I think that about sums up one of the more accurate statements made of late…
that is a whole lot o fappin….
Sure she is beautiful, but until she throws some nudity (not body double ass shots and the like) I really don't care. The top 50 are all interchangeable when you are looking up. Until we get some sleazy I will still take an old Alyssa Milano or Jamie Pressly. Class just means I can't get 'em loaded, and thus have little shot.
Ahhhhhhhhhh……
she drawls in that unmistakable, husky voice, raising a pencil-thin eyebrow…..
Lines like that are why I hate gossip mags, and EXtra, and all this ploopy crap. Just talk about how them tittays bounced, and her lips made you want to use her face to practice jousting.
Sophia Loren is still hot.
I’ll bet her nipples are round and pink like a little white kittens nose…
she only open her mouth to accept my c*ck. Other than that…just stay nakid and STFU!!!
"a pin-up for our times" = Porn slut!
All these gossip mags are written by homos and the fag hags that hang out with them (and are jealous of the celebs) so no, the American public will never get its fill of titties bouncing and penile mouth violation.
I'd let her re-enact her "The Man Who Wasn't There" scene in the car with me if she wants…
How did she ever end up with Ryan Reynolds?
Luckily this site is a regular college for the discussion and advancement of tits and tit-related topics.
SB, It's cus he's Canadian. We rule…
true…she could wash her panties on his abs…he just seems like a goofball…
Lumber, you also have Celine Dion and that talentless cunt from Juno who’s name escapes me right now, so any best you break even.
She wears panties now????
You're right though, the star of Van Wilder shouldn't be able to score her…
Your not one of them weird pea soup eattin' French Canadians are ya Lumber?