Every now and then Paris Hilton wears a magical bra that makes it appear as though she has tits. She doesn’t of course. Paris could put her bras on backwards and they would fit just the same. Whoever is brilliant enough to create these bras is wasting their intelligence. They could just as easily work on ways to bring the recently departed back to life or create a pillow that gives blowjobs. There’s no way that could be any harder.
(picture source = splash news)
Brilliant!
I need this inventor person on my crack(head) teleportation team…prototype would be ready in months…
She's got a pump dude…only explanation…
Magic bra: Check
Magic panties to hide the herpes flare up: Pending
This girl is just a waste of space!
B R E N D O N
WWTDD XMAS WISH LIST
Bigger Avi's.
Spell and Puctuation Check ( for remy …waht )
Contact information in the profiles.
Alt pictures in the profile.
Can i get Amen? or any other suggestions
Do. Not. Want.
Yes, Rick…please do find this person! We need all the help we can get…. :)
Oh, and Paris still looks like shit. Imaginary boobies or not.
Those are really some nice looking legs.
I don't care how used up that pussy is, I would still bang this broad even if it meant my dick combusting on contact.
Well, ok, maybe not if that was going to happen.
DAMM you guys are qucik …it said 0 posts dammit
It's called "duct tape".
Well, you got in early enough that he might see it, Pap.
another plus…I can get the cleavage-enhancing bras at a discount…what a deal! hmmm…I wonder what color assortment is available…
New avi and first post, DocTroy? Brilliant!
Wood eye!
Darn it, I was trying to think of something witty and you know how people say go with your first instinct?
I'll go back to my corner in the basement now.
(BTW I wouldn't)
Could she possibly wear more makeup? Anyway… I'd still hit it!
Hate her toes, hate her feet, hate her nose, hate that messed up eye……
Pretty sure I would, though. Maybe film it in night vision…..
How did you find out about my blowjob-giving pillows?
Who sent you?
WHO SENT YOU?????
Wood eye!
Hairlip!!! Hairlip!!!
which reminds me of a story, yelraf…i had to go to this hoity toity event once and was wearing a strapless ball gown. now, no matter how great they say it is…strapless bras and big boobs just don't work well together. so, i decided to just tape up the girls with some athletic tape, which worked perfectly. however…in my rush to get dressed, i forgot to cover my nipples first. let's just say it was a good thing i was a bit tipsy when i got home and not feeling much pain….