SHALOM HARLOW HAS MY ATTENTION

I know Shalom Harlow used to be a bigshot supermodel, but according to wiki she still made over 2 million dollars last year, ranking her 13th among female models.  This is the educational part of the post, where I beat around the bush and try to act cool, as if she isn't 100 percent completely naked just below us as seen in the pages of Purple magazine, whatever the hell that is.  I think people are surprised how much money models make.  It’s a lot, believe me.  It's why I do no hard labor of any kind.  Because it might damage my dainty hands, and then were would I be?