12.10.2008 THE NEW TERMINATOR TRAILER

God I hate the weeks leading up to Christmas and Hanukkah.  The town essentially shuts down and stuff like this passes for news.  The only good side is some slut will inevitably head to Hawaii or Mexico and get naked.  Until then, here's the trailer for Terminator 4, an essential continuation of the story that still has much to say about mean robots from the future.  And not just any future, a bleak future where the Nevada desert gets 90 inches of rain a night and during the day you need to bundle up beneath multiple leather jackets and fur lined trench coats.  In keeping with those idiotic choices, this looks as boring as a Terminator movie starring Batman could ever dare to be.  How they made this so dull is really quite amazing.  It borders on remarkable.  It says the war ends tonight (!) and The End Begins Now, but that’s a lie of course, as part 5 is already underway.  I don’t want to ruin the end to part 4 but at the end of part 4…

(go here if you want to know the poorly thought out twist ending to T4)



(328) Comments

  1. Perry 12/10/2008 07:48

    First

  2. Perry 12/10/2008 07:49

    First

  3. Rick (with a silent P) 12/10/2008 07:50

    whatever…at least this future has far fewer Hollyweird celebutards breathing all the nicely polluted air…where do I sign up?

  4. DB's Treasure 12/10/2008 07:50

    This movie is gonna rock so much nuts!

  5. POOLMAN 12/10/2008 07:51

  6. PollyAnn 12/10/2008 07:54

    Just realized I got my robot movies mixed up. Terminator/Transformer….oops.

  7. Topper (Harry) Harley 12/10/2008 07:55

    This war ends tonight!

    Really? Even McG said he wants to do two more movies? It's gonna end tonight?

  8. DB's Treasure 12/10/2008 07:57

    Say what you will about the actors and actresses, but Terminator is a series of movies that could never and will never be bad!!!

  9. RemSteale 12/10/2008 07:58

    You have seen Terminator 3 havent you DB??

    The series is quite cool though, Cameron is perfect 

  10. Slaappy got fingerbanged 12/10/2008 07:59

    Showing your ballsack to the ticket agent does not get you advanced tickets

  11. Ass Tagger 12/10/2008 07:59

    I imagine the trailer wouldn't have the allure it does if he said, "The war will end a few sequels for now."

  12. Topper (Harry) Harley 12/10/2008 08:00

    Yeah T3 was baaaaad….

    I watch the first season of TSCC, but haven't caught much of the new one.

  13. DB's Treasure 12/10/2008 08:00

    The kid who played John Conner in T3 is a mook. He pulled it off enough to set us up for the next couple of Terminators, so whatever. And I've always had the hots for Claire Danes. She's another one of those natural beauties I've talked about in past posts.

  14. Paleomiz 12/10/2008 08:00

    I would watch this, if only to rub one out to the thought of Christian Bale naked

  15. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 12/10/2008 08:01

    I am waiting for Short Circuit 3….

  16. RemSteale 12/10/2008 08:02

    Number five is still alive??

  17. Topper (Harry) Harley 12/10/2008 08:02

    DB Don't forgot the Terminatrix (<—GRRR Stupid!), wearing skintight suits and NEVER talks.

  18. PollyAnn 12/10/2008 08:03

    Geek….need…more…input….

  19. Topper (Harry) Harley 12/10/2008 08:05

    Short Circuit! I've never been able to decide who influenced my white guy doing Indian accent more, Fisher Stevens or Hank Azaria.

  20. Ass Tagger 12/10/2008 08:06

    I just read the spoiler and, all kidding aside, that's not such a bad twist.  Kinda makes sense in a way, given his longevity in the Terminator lore.

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