It only seems like common sense that if someone asks you if you ever had sex with Madonna, you would say no. Whether you have or not is irrelevant, you’re already living with that shame, I think that's punishment enough. So very obviously that was Alex Rodriguez’s reply when asked about his relationship with Madonna. People magazine says…
While speaking to PEOPLE about his latest charitable efforts, Yankees star Alex Rodriguez commented for the first time on his relationship with Madonna.
"We're friends," Rodriguez, 33, says.
Asked if there is any romance between them at all, Rodriguez reiterates, "We're friends – that's it."
While rumors have swirled that the slugger and the singer, 50, have been carrying on a romantic relationship and flying around the country in order to spend time together, "I can tell you this," Rodriguez says, "I have never been on a plane with her."
He also finds much of what's been written about them laughable: "I've been to two [of her] concerts, yet I've read that I went to 20. I've also read that we were buying an apartment together. That is absolutely ridiculous and not true."
Well by all accounts it is true. At least that they’re dating. This is like that movie "Harold and Maude". Except "Harold and Maude" was about a sexually ambiguous younger man who was dating a shriveled-up old lady who had lots of money.
Wait…
Fisted.
hello?
Who WOULD want to admit that he pokes that scrabby rotton cooter?
Who called the Madonna post? At least her Skeletor face was not put up as the banner pic.
I would like to take a Louisville Slugger to his cranium just for the goddamn hell of it.
I forget who "called" the next post as a "Madonna" post…..but please buy me a lottery ticket and e-mail it to me.
And hopefully I'd hit a foul the first time. That way I could retrieve his head, place it back upon his shoulders, and crack it a second time for a homer.
And I don't even like baseball.
Loser……..
I would too, particulary the aluminum kind, so that I could clean it and use it again on heidi and spencer.
remeber Zombie, you can not be called out on fouls
Coming soon to a theater near you:
AROD in " Desperately Seeking Deniability"
Why is it that they call him "A-Rod"?
….shouldn't it be "A-Tool"?
^
Pepper in a dress? Not too shabby.
"Who called the Madonna post?"
"Any wagers on the next thread?
I'm sayin' Madonna in shoulder pads pic (to keep with the wrestling theme) over a Stuff From All Over post."
Polly, Obs…that was courtesy of DTF, and I hate his prescience…unless it wins me the lottery…numbers, DTF?
Why is it that they call him "A-Rod"?
….shouldn't it be "A-
ToolFool"?Fixed
I think I want the boy george post back. I mean he is only a turd burgler. This cat has danced with the devil–imagine the horror of being with Madonna, then convincing yourself after it was only a nightmare. I guess if your bologne turns black, it's hard to deny.
I would admit it if I fucked Madonna. It's like a badge of courage. If you don't admit it, you don't get the medal.
ohm, I think that medal comes with a lifetime supply of valtrex.
get a better fitting hat. Ass!
I think the rest of the Yankees had something different in mind when they said "Take one for the team!", A-Hole.