12.12.2008 WHAT A SEXY STORE

Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge were filming some scenes for 'The Hills' at Ashley Paige yesterday, when BAM, there's Audrina and her ridiculously hot body in a bikini.  She is  a may be a vapid idiot, but it's not coincidence that most girls who are all into environmental stuff and politics don’t look like this in a bikini.  Hot chicks don’t have time for that nonsense.  They’re too busy trying out for cheerleading or laughing derisively when nerds ask them to prom.  Whatever.  See if I care.  I hate this stupid school anyway.

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(335) Comments

  1. Terd Ferguson 12/12/2008 11:37

    VaginaMart!

  2. Terd Ferguson 12/12/2008 11:38

    Ashley Paige sounds like a store for fat chicks, like Lane Bryant.

  3. Rick (with a silent P) 12/12/2008 11:40

    "VaginaMart!"

    perfect, considering most of their parts were made in China…

  4. Ass Tagger 12/12/2008 11:42

    It's post like THESE that made me pick the name ASS TAGGER.

     

    It's the best name I could come up with by typing with just one hand.

  5. Carson 12/12/2008 11:43

    Great body.

    Weird, upside down eyes.

  6. dirtydiane1 12/12/2008 11:43

    are we sure this isn't a skeleton-making factory?

  7. POOLMAN 12/12/2008 11:43

    They do need to eat a little bit

  8. scum 12/12/2008 11:44

    Fuck the environment, I hunt whale's nightly at the local.

  9. Fussy Bitch 12/12/2008 11:45

    Vagina City! Vagina City! Vagina City!

  10. TopherRyan 12/12/2008 11:45

    Once again, anorexic sluts I don't give two shits, let alone one shit about.

  11. Paleomiz 12/12/2008 11:45

    I wonder how many teeth she has left after puking up every meal she has eaten for the past 2 years

  12. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 12/12/2008 11:46

    They need to skip the salad and eat my meat….. 2 Live in the House…. Second Crown Royal is history..

  13. cubbies_2008 12/12/2008 11:47

    i wonder what her head would look like on a stick?

  14. Good Grief 12/12/2008 11:48

    Ashley Paige caters to skeletons.

    Actually, as of today, so does Betty Paige.

  15. Rick (with a silent P) 12/12/2008 11:49

    bitches like this keep breathing and real stars like Van Johnson die…man if I didn't hate life enough as it is…

  16. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 12/12/2008 11:50

    GG… very poignant.

     

     

  17. Death to Finkle! 12/12/2008 11:50

    No sammich comment, Fussy?

  18. EdgardoElegante 12/12/2008 11:50

    Carson says: Great body. Weird, upside down eyes.

    You look into the girl's eyes when you fuck her?

    What a fag!

  19. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 12/12/2008 11:51

    This chick looks like she O.D.ed on Noacetol

  20. Death to Finkle! 12/12/2008 11:51

    This bitch looks like Lamar Latrelle's javelin.  She's makin' more than my wrist limp.

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