01.30.2009 ali lohan is a sexy model

Dina Lohan should be put down immediately for her the way she’s fucked up her kids, specifically today for the way her 15-year-old daughter is posing for pictures like some tarted up whore.   You don’t see kids on the street with this much makeup on unless you’re in Bangkok.  Normally I like desperation in girls but on her it’s just sad.  She would do anything to be famous.   She’d get on all fours and let you ride her like a scooter if that’s what you wanted.

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(357) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/30/2009 08:56

    I forsee lots of dick in this girl’s future, if she isn’t a master in it already.

  2. Headly 01/30/2009 08:57

    Wow, Roadwhore Jr. Nice.

    FIST?!?

  3. Headly 01/30/2009 08:57

    Nope, no fist. BSDC, you are one seriously quick draw MFer.

  4. WhoDeaux 01/30/2009 08:59

    I propose that riding a girl while she’s on all fours now be called ‘lohaning’.

    Have a runner take that up to Urban Dictionary, would ya, sweetie. And bring me another double Dewar’s.

  5. Headly 01/30/2009 09:00

    WhoD, what’s up. If you set her on fire with that Dewars afterwards, would it then be called “Winehouseing”?

  6. TopherRyan 01/30/2009 09:00

    Is she freckled from head to toe?

  7. Headly 01/30/2009 09:01

    But that would be a criminal waste of good scotch. That’s why jeebus made gasoline.

  8. Topper (Harry) Harley 01/30/2009 09:01

    More fuckin bait. Dammit.

  9. DB's Treasure 01/30/2009 09:01

    “Okay, Lindsay! Now I want you to do your best impression of mosquito netting!”

    ::Snap!::

    “PERFECT!!!”

  10. DB's Treasure 01/30/2009 09:01

    damn it, not lindsay.

    ahhh fuck it, it’s ruined

  11. TopherRyan 01/30/2009 09:02

    *I forsee lots of dick in this girl’s future, if she isn’t a master in it already.*

    I forsee genital warts and herpes

  12. fukU 01/30/2009 09:02

    those lips look like bumpers for my cock!

  13. Watt(Power) 01/30/2009 09:04

    She’s a meh in my book. Her sister however can do lines of coke off my cock

    Very small lines.

  14. DB's Treasure 01/30/2009 09:04

    Look, I like freckles n’ all, but godDAMN!

  15. RemSteale 01/30/2009 09:05

    Coming soon “Through The Storm 2″ by Dina Lohan

  16. Jake 01/30/2009 09:05

    Slut in training

  17. Tyrone Biggums 01/30/2009 09:06

    My wife is a readhead and I’m blonde, but shit we know about sunscreen.

  18. Old_Perv 01/30/2009 09:06

    Must be kiddie porn day on WWTDD. First Miley Cyrus now Ali Lohan.

    Can’t we at least have someone we can do with doing time to.

  19. Sensei John Kreese 01/30/2009 09:06

    Ugh, she looks like a damn jackyl.

  20. Fussy Bitch 01/30/2009 09:06

    Meh..she is boring and too skinny.

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