This has to violate her contract a thousand different ways, but Nancy Cartwright, who does the voice of Bart Simpson, has been leaving messages as Bart to promote a night with her at the Scientology Center as she talks about auditing with OT 7, which I realize is some nonsense scientology code for something, but I have no idea what. I'm not sure I even get the point to this. Did they think people were on the fence about joining their cult, and hearing the voice of a cartoon 10-year-old would convince them? If so these people are too dumb to even be believed. The scientlolgy center shouldn’t be closed, it should be enclosed, and everyone inside arrested for fraud or just shot for the hell of it.
Bend over Nancy, you’re about to get fucked and you’re not going to enjoy it.
Tom Cruise got “suckered” in by the Bart message:
“I need Amanda Hugandkiss”…
Do whatever they say, Nancy. The bastards killed Chef.
Wow!
All I see is words words words and a picture of Bart Simpson.
No boobies at 9AM on an icy, snowy Wednesday morning? WTF!?!?!?
Xenu thus decrees: Don’t have a cow, man.
Who is more beleivable? Tom Cruise or a “cartoon 10-year old”?
I know I’d rather listen to Bart
“Wow!
All I see is words words words and a picture of Bart Simpson.
No boobies at 9AM on an icy, snowy Wednesday morning? WTF!?!?!?”
Yohn…refresh and check out the new post…boobies await…
You are a bastard Rick….
meh-heh-heh, Rem…just givin’ da man what he asked for…lol
I’d fuck her, but she’d have to say my name in the Bart Simpson voice.
Does that make me teh ghey?
No someoneluvsu, I’m just going to go and stand with my back against that wall over there….
It is a conundrum Some. Like the Lisa making you teh pedo.
Fucking grizzled 50 year old voice actors is hard enough work as it is.
“The scientlolgy center”
a new internet-rage for all the LAWL-catz out there. back to the hag now!
Simply amazing that people can be that successful and yet so stupid. Then again, is she really that successful…she’s a 50 year old women who can talk like a 12 year old boy…fcking dumb cunt.
Has anyone tried to call the # yet?
Maybe the 100th caller wins a seat on the good ship lollipop or something…
“auditing with OT 7″= giving a lot of money that you never had to work for anyway to somebody who is smarter than you because it is a law of nature that the strong prey on the weak and the cynical prosper at the expense of the easily gullible.
or “auditing with OT 7″ for short
(i hope the see orgs don’t come after me now for disclosing their secrets to the world)
She also is alleged to have given the largest donation in recent history to the “church” - nearly $5M comes to mind! How much to they pay this fucking idiot?
Great. Just what I wanted, a boycott of my favorite show.
Thanks Nancy for being a selfish, weak minded freak-ball who can’t exist without preaching her crazy ass religion that was invented by a science fiction write who wanted to be rich.
Time to take my medication….
Nancy Cartwright talks about auditioning for AI 8.
“Paula annoyed the hell out of me. She kept asking me to sing in the style of Moe”.
But if she was preaching for Bible worship, most people probably wouldn’t even bat an eyelid. In fact most Americans it seems would give money.
Really, who has the better imaginary friend?