01.15.2009 go f yourself dignity

Verne Troyer is one of the contestants on the UK show "Celebrity Big Brother", and the Daily Mail says that last night as part of a challenge they made him dress up like a teddy bear and eat a pot of honey.  Why a stuffed animal would eat anything, much less honey, is beyond me, but whatever, the point is it seems a little fucked up to ask a midget to dress like a teddy bear.  Were they worried he forgot to hate his life for 10 seconds, so they put him back in his place?  Did they think he forgot he's an elf or whatever it is they call it.  They might as well ask him to break into a cobblers workshop one night and fix all the shoes.

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  1. Terd Ferguson 01/15/2009 05:27

    THat is right! F U Dignity! We will sell dane cook ads!

  2. Terd Ferguson 01/15/2009 05:27

    Why have dignity and integrity when we can cash a fat check shilling for some dogshit movie! Also, fist fuckers!

  3. fukU 01/15/2009 05:35

    Dane cook is synonomous with Dignity

  4. Terd Ferguson 01/15/2009 05:35

    I would hate to be a midget and walk around smelling farts all day.

  5. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/15/2009 05:36

    I bet it would be fun to beat the shit out of Verne.

  6. BALLSY 01/15/2009 05:37

  7. BALLSY 01/15/2009 05:37

    hey thats me

  8. BALLSY 01/15/2009 05:38

    I’m screwing a dog

  9. BALLSY 01/15/2009 05:41

    for a midget he gets a lot of good tail

  10. Hoey Heremiah 01/15/2009 05:45

    Earth to Tyler: you never heard of Pooh Bear, you sell-out motherfucking pussy-ass douche-licking butt-fucking homo cuntface?

  11. Todders 01/15/2009 05:51

    Poor little guy. Hope he didn’t piss in the honeypot first.

    I bought my kid a teddy bear for Christmas that looked exactly like that. Just goes to prove you never know what you’ll get when you pick up something for 70% off at a Black Friday sale.

    Speaking of, if you want to see a hilarious vid about the GUY WHO GOT TRAMPLED TO DEATH AT WAL-MART, you should check this out:

    http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html

  12. RemSteale 01/15/2009 06:04

    He looks like the bear from Bo Selecta, lmfao

  13. Dr Drew 01/15/2009 06:06

    awww…he looks soo itty bitty and cute…now they need to play his sex tape in the background during a shot

  14. DB's Treasure 01/15/2009 06:07

    Goddamn British will watch anything…

    ::dodges a thrown scone::

  15. DB's Treasure 01/15/2009 06:09

    Todders, I left you a little reply on your blog. Enjoy.

  16. RemSteale 01/15/2009 06:10

    Unfortunately DB is correct, some british will watch anything, personally I would rather put out my own eyes than watch Celeb Big Brother

  17. Hoey Heremiah 01/15/2009 06:12

    Careful Rem … your tail might pop out.

  18. Long_Duk_Dong 01/15/2009 06:13

    are we still on seti alpha 5….fucking dane c00k and his lover brind0n

  19. RemSteale 01/15/2009 06:13

    Only if Jenny MCarthy is around….

  20. DB's Treasure 01/15/2009 06:13

    Rem, believe me…no one is worse than the Japanese. Those fuckers will literally watch An.Y.Thing.

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