01.01.2009 HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU, YOUR PENIS

As god as my witness I'm not even positive who Kristin Cavallari is.  I believe she’s that girl from that show.  On MTV.  The one where it’s supposed to be unscripted but it's all staged.  Not the new one though, or the brand new one, but that other one.  The older one.  I don't know the name.  Anyway, here's that girl who might be the person on that show I don't know on Miami Beach yesterday.  Best post ever?  Yes my friends.  Best.  Post.  Ever.  (editors note: what?)

(picture source = splash news)




(34) Comments

  1. yelraf 01/01/2009 07:55

    Wake up, bitches!!!  It's 2009.  Yay.  (Can you detect the sarcasm there?) 

  2. yelraf 01/01/2009 07:57

    <==========BTW, thought I'd jump on the Zombie train, as well.

  3. everfartinyourhandandsmellit 01/01/2009 08:06

    i hate how the dude that runs this site acts like he doesnt know what laguna beach, the hills, the city, or any of those shows and the people associated are. i know he watches them religiously whacking his small dick. getting real sick of this guys antics

  4. pepper 01/01/2009 08:07

    Having a boys ass  does not make it best post ever…….or, does it?

     

     

  5. digerati 01/01/2009 08:09

    Not much of a turd cutter on this one but she makes up for it with that vaginal pooch

  6. BurnThePriest 01/01/2009 08:29

    someone needs to dick slap this bitch back into reality

  7. BurnThePriest 01/01/2009 08:30

    and the best post ever would be keeley chomping down on a victoria secret girls box. nuff said!

  8. Bigheinzer 01/01/2009 08:30

    i wouldn't kick her out of bed, but her tits kind of suck

  9. ohmwrecker 01/01/2009 08:41

    Having a boys ass  does not make it best post ever…….or, does it?

     

    Must  . . . resist  . . . urge . . . to make . . . gay . . . joke.

  10. yelraf 01/01/2009 08:45

    Well, best post of 2009, anyway.  So far.

  11. pepper 01/01/2009 08:47

    That’s the old Ohm, that’s the old Ohm!

  12. IrishDeeDee 01/01/2009 08:54

    Is it just me, or is this broad built like a linebacker? Look at those shoulders!

  13. thisiswhatidoatwork 01/01/2009 09:06

    Yes, DeeDee - I was going to say that a chic's shoulders shouldn't be wider than her hips.  That's sub-optimal.  

  14. BurnThePriest 01/01/2009 09:14

    nay…wide shoulders are great just not too wide, makes the back sexier

  15. thisiswhatidoatwork 01/01/2009 09:22

    Yeah - but this one's shoulders-to-hips/ass ratio is way off.  If they've got wide shoulders - fine, but then the ass has to balance it out.

  16. opinionated 01/01/2009 09:26

    She excels at mediocrity. But with the Ray Bans she might be a Top Gun instructor. So hard to judge this one.

  17. thisiswhatidoatwork 01/01/2009 09:30

    Oh, and the tits are a little sub-par as well.

  18. Terrence Maddox 01/01/2009 10:39

    I would like to make a 3-D map of Hawaii on that stomach.

     

    Men that can shake off a New Year's hangover to post pictures like this and the ones of LiLo? You are America's true heroes.

  19. JewishSurfer 01/01/2009 10:48

    She is rather boyish, isn't she?

  20. Bulb 01/01/2009 11:56

    (editors note: what?)

    Drunk, horny German midgets willing to punch above their weight are pretty cool. Just don't mention the war.

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