i heart lily allen, parts 21 and 22

By brendon January 22, 2009 @ 10:55 AM

Lily gets two Tyler Hearts for this one because that’s how many girls she made out with at once.  That’s my policy.  That’s how I bring it.  

"I did once snog these identical twins in San Diego," she said. "I was on the sofa and I had them both, I was dancing and shoving my arse on one of them and one on my front bottom. That's the only time, but I do have wet dreams – lesbian dreams – quite a lot"

So, she makes out with girls.  And she does anal.  And she dyes her hair pink.  What a friendly girl.  I just hope those twins were hot, because I don’t like it when ugly people make out.  I like pretty things.  It's why I cry every time I see a rainbow.

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