01.15.2009 jenifaa yopez is violent

Star magazine says today that the strained relationship between Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony has turned violent in the past few weeks.  Oh I know right?

after months of fighting the couple's fiery marital brawls have escalated to a whole new level. Sources close to the couple say that the twosome's emotional war of words has now crossed the line and become physical.
"They love hard; they fight hard — and sometimes that has led to pushing and shoving," reveals an insider close to Marc. "They throw things and scream and just go bananas. It's been war in their house!" And while Jennifer is known to let loose on him, another source says Marc "can be really mean. He's a macho guy with a horrible temper and can say awful things."

This sounds pretty normal for a fight between Mexicans or whatever it is they are.  Latin women are hot but they're all nuts.  I can very definitely picture JLo throwing things and screaming "bitch I cut’ju, I cut’ju foreal", but I can't picture Marc Anthonys little spindly ass doing anything but crying in the bathtub afterwords and swearing this will be the last time she hits him.  He just seems like a complete pussy.  At best he would draw a mustache on one of her pictures and then hide it.

(229) Comments

  1. POOLMAN 01/15/2009 10:41

    punch her in the yambags

  2. POOLMAN 01/15/2009 10:41

    pigz & nigz

  3. POOLMAN 01/15/2009 10:42

    you want to tussle….there…we tussled

  4. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/15/2009 10:42

    Jennifer Lopez sucks. I still can’t figure out why anyone thinks she’s talented.

    She’s talented at being an untalented fat-assed twat I guess.

    I bet her pussy smells like hot garbage.

  5. Bulb 01/15/2009 10:42

    Lovely photos. They look like villains in a Bond movie.

  6. POOLMAN 01/15/2009 10:43

    can i get 4 in a row?

  7. POOLMAN 01/15/2009 10:43

    no Yatzee for me

  8. DB's Treasure 01/15/2009 10:43

    Didn’t she learn anything from her movie “Enough”?

  9. DB's Treasure 01/15/2009 10:43

    Btw, a stiff fart could knock Marc Anthony through dry wall.

  10. Long_Duk_Dong 01/15/2009 10:45

    he couldn’t whipp his way out of a wet paper bag…. she on the other hand could fart and burst a 30 gallon hefty bag

  11. Rick (with a silent P) 01/15/2009 10:46

    new posting dude, thank you for reminding us that even the Star seems more appealing now…wow…new Fergie pics! and c’est magnifique! the perfect emetic for my new diet…Thank you Star!

  12. Fussy Bitch 01/15/2009 10:48

    They love hard; they fight hard — and sometimes that has led to pushing and shoving’

    ha!ha! I imagine her turning around and swinging her ass around and throwing Marc across the room like a rag doll.

  13. DB's Treasure 01/15/2009 10:49

    JLo’s ass is delightful.

  14. Slaappy got fingerbanged 01/15/2009 10:49

    Marc Anthony finally saw her in a wetsuit, hence he needs to call the lawyers who specialize in divorce for men.

  15. Padrone 01/15/2009 10:50

    of course she’s violent, she’s Puerto Rican

  16. RedRage 01/15/2009 10:51

    I can’t remember the last time I laughed at anything this new guy/girl has written. Hell, I’d take a barely audible chuckle! Thank god for the “regular crew”. If not for you there would be no use reading anything on here. Hey Doc, stop hiding and tell us what the hell is going on.

  17. Rick (with a silent P) 01/15/2009 10:53

    “He’s a macho guy with a horrible temper and can say awful things.”

    A sample of Skeletor’s better “awful things” ripostes?

    Am not!
    I know you are, but what am I?
    I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
    So’s your old man!

  18. Dirty Hairy 01/15/2009 10:55

    Why did I start laughing on the inside at the thought of Marc Anthony verbally/emotionally/mentally abusing Jennifer Lopez? Huh!

    *drives off in ice cream truck filled with dead children*

  19. Rick (with a silent P) 01/15/2009 10:56

    “divorce for men.”

    The newest product in the Just for Men lineup, Divorce for Men takes away all the “gray” from divorce…simple to apply…just sign the enclosed check for half of everything you own and use the handy applicator (aka a baseball bat) liberally over all parts of your body whenever you think of remarrying…

  20. Willie Beamin 01/15/2009 10:57

    LOL…She runs to Diddy for help…I hope he pushed her off his Yacht

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