01.26.2009 katy perry still sucks

Katy Perrys annoying ass had some candid pictures leak out this weekend, and her rack looks fantastic but she still just annoys the hell out of me.  She’s just a collection of gimmicks.  And she’s goofy.  She’s like those weirdo girls who make birthdays cards for their cats.


(54) Comments

  1. oscar 01/26/2009 02:34

    yo man, she has other girls pulling her pink panties off with their teeth, wtf don’t you like about this woman?

  2. mylene 01/26/2009 02:45

    Sorry I still dont know who this bitch is..I heard shes like a stripper or something?

  3. Absynth 01/26/2009 03:07

    come on tittie!!!! 3rd pic those girls should tug her dress down.

  4. MonyVibescu 01/26/2009 03:42

    I’d like to piss her in her gash.

  5. essequemodeia 01/26/2009 04:02

    Are these new?

    They look familiar. Wait, this broad is always looking for attention.

  6. Maj. Pwnage 01/26/2009 04:22

    wtf

  7. Maj. Pwnage 01/26/2009 04:23

    so some Katy Perry had some pics “leak out this weekend” huh? check this, fucktard… dontlinkthis.net

    apparently to the braintrust that runs wwtdd, “this weekend” = four months ago. oh, and i don’t even think they were brand new then. nice job. let us know when the next Dane Cook comedy is hitting DVD.

  8. elvindeath 01/26/2009 04:41

    I agree - she’s annoying as hell. That being said, I’d still fuck her until she shuts up. And cries.

  9. Jayms 01/26/2009 04:47

    It’s strange how she’ll look either pretty or ugly from one day to the next. Probably because she drinks and does so much coke (obviously)– one day she’ll fall apart, not unlike Jessica Simpson — only Katy will fall into obscurity, whereas Jessica will live on like a bloated monster that has summoned the spirit of Elvis.

  10. Mr. O'Doyle 01/26/2009 04:47

    The thing that sucks almost as much as her and her shitty, shitty, music is the fact that most of these pics stand precariously on the precipice of being hot. Kind of like Katy herself.

    “Don’t just state at it, eat it!”

  11. Mr. O'Doyle 01/26/2009 04:56

    Wow, it would appear that Maj. Pwnage has some serious daddy issues.

    Hey “Major,” did you “pwn” anybody today? Do you still “w00t” when you can afford an awp?

    BTW, does Perez Hilton’s cock really taste like Grilled Stuft Burritos? Cuz that what your boyfriend posted on donlinkthis.com

    Leetspeak = teh suck, pole smoker.

  12. Maj. Pwnage 01/26/2009 05:20

    ^^^
    “teh” is leetspeak, moron.

    let us know how that pole tastes if you can get your mouth off Brandumb’s cock long enough to type a retort.

  13. Maj. Pwnage 01/26/2009 05:23

    none of O’Doyle’s blatant homophobia (you know what they say about that?) changes the facts here. these pics didn’t “leak” this weekend. they were widely available last fall.

    yet another example of epic fail brought to you by wwtdd.com

  14. donniedarko 01/26/2009 05:28

    Maj. Pwnage is right… these pics are really old and claiming they’re “brand new” shows how sucky wwtdd is becoming… migh it have somthing to do with Dane Cook ? hmmm..

  15. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/26/2009 05:30

    I’d fuck her silly as long as I was able to duct tape her annoying mouth shut.

  16. Mr. O'Doyle 01/26/2009 05:36

    A) teh = leetspeak = no shit, waterhead. I played Counter-Strike back when anybody gave a shit about Counter-Strike.

    B) It’s LATENT homophobia, not Blatant, Corky.

    C) Using the same insult (I.e. “Pole…”) shows your “I love Perez Hilton’s oily butthole” originality, big tongue.

    Enjoy your HIV.

  17. Mr. O'Doyle 01/26/2009 05:36

    A) teh = leetspeak = no shit, waterhead. I played Counter-Strike back when anybody gave a shit about Counter-Strike.

    B) It’s LATENT homophobia, not Blatant, Corky.

    C) Using the same insult (I.e. “Pole…”) shows your “I love Perez Hilton’s oily butthole” originality, big tongue.

    Enjoy your HIV.

  18. grubber 01/26/2009 05:50

    I just don’t get that ‘goofy’ is cute in lily allen (come on, guess my other nickname. I dare ya!), and that it’s annoying in katy perry.

    I’d do ‘m both, no doubts. I knew one of these pics already, but still.. tittays!

    doyle and pownage don’t understand each other, but they should just get a room and resolve their issues. you know, talking and such..

  19. Maj. Pwnage 01/26/2009 05:51

    ^^^
    no, it’s BLATANT. as in you couldn’t have made it more obvious that you are a closeted fudgepacker who is overcompensating by throwing around fag insults. borrow a dictionary or have someone read the definition to you if you still don’t get it.

    and learn to click the add comment button once for each new remark, idiot. even special ed students can usually figure that out without a schematic.

  20. Maj. Pwnage 01/26/2009 05:55

    oh, and by the way you’ve referenced Perez Hilton twice already, i’d say you’ve got some rather serious fixation issues going on there. drop the guy an e-mail…who knows, maybe he’ll grant you the honor of a mutual salad-tossing somewhere down the road.

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