Katy Perry Dragged Off Stage By Luke Bryant After Kissing Bachelorette

May 23, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

This is pretty much as #MeToo-y and workplace assault-y as we're going to get on screen in 2018, and while if we replaced Perry with Rose McGowan an all-out Twitter war would have been ignited, since there's a magical... READ MORE

Trista Mikail Soaking Wet and Crap Around the Web

May 21, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

To kick off your week we've for Jordy Murray nude pics, the future of Instagram models, and Ashley Tisdale topless teasing! READ MORE

Katy Perry Actually Critiqued Meghan Markle’s Wedding Dress

May 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If anyone has any insight into Katy Perry's career game plan, please make yourself heard in the comments, because as it stands it feels like she's deliberately destroying any goodwill that she cultivated from her Reddi-whip tit and abduction... READ MORE

Katy Perry – Gypsies, Tramps, And Weaves

May 14, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Katy Perry’s style evolution hit a roadblock as soon as she forgot that her career is 90% tits and %10 keeping her trap shut, and this oversight has led to increasingly off-the-mark looks – culminating in her iconic... READ MORE

Katy Perry’s Angel Mobile Broke Down On Way To Met Gala

May 8, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Last night's Catholic-themed Met Gala brought together all types of celebrities looking all kinds of delusional in their religious-inspired garb, but no one, and I do mean no one, looked like more of a jackass than Katy Perry. The... READ MORE

Katy Perry Breakdown #2: Sort Of Throws Chair On American Idol

April 2, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Earlier this morning we checked out Katy Perry's poultry-fueled meltdown on a Japanese game show, but like all celebs as they inch closer to the shart of darkness, her shenanigans are increasing in frequency, and we now have this... READ MORE

Katy Perry Breakdown #1: Shoves Chicken Nuggets In Her Mouth On Japanese Game Show

April 2, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Maybe it was spending years married to the male equivalent of Amy Winehouse, Russell Brand, or maybe it's an inability to successfully evolve her image past that of a tit Reddi Wip dispenser, or maybe it's drugs, but whatever the... READ MORE

Cally Jane Beech Session and Crap Around the Web

March 21, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Hailey Clauson Bikini Photoshoot of the Day Aubrey O’Day releases topless music video Lottie Moss Braless Puffy Pokies Love Island Star Cally Jane Beech’s Hottest Skimpy Outfits Instagram Hottie of the Week: The amazing Jen Giggles Katy Perry Busting... READ MORE

Time’s Up… On Actresses Wearing Clothes In The Mr. Skin GIF-Tastic Bracket!

March 16, 2018 | advertisement | Sponsored Content| 0 Comments

  Today is seriously so exciting for people who like to see to see massive slippery tits jiggling up and down, nasty bushy beavs doing beavy stuff, and fat dumpers violently gyrating, because the first ever Mr. Skin GIF-Tastic Bracket is now... READ MORE

Katy Perry Says She’ll See “Steven Hawking” In Afterlife

March 14, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Physicist Stephen Hawking was smart enough to have a sense of humor, and would probably have gotten a kick out of the punchline of a person that Katy Perry has become if he didn’t have better things to... READ MORE