Noted women’s rights advocate Ashlee Simpson has taken to her myspace to defend her newly fat and unattractive sister. Ashlee says:
I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman's weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.
All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard.
Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend?
I seriously doubt it.
How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?
Now can we focus on the things that really matter.
Wait, is she implying Jessica is a size 2? You know what, I don’t even care, what I care about is Jessica getting back to how she looked as Daisy Duke. This is ridiculous. How could Jess do this to me? She might as well have stepped up to my erection and put a cigarette out on it, or slammed it in a book.
Jessica is a size 2(00)
NIGZ!
FIRST BITCHES! ITS LUPUS!
it’s too much woman for me.
I’ll be playing guitar hero.
Shut up lip-synching, no-talent, nose-jobbed twat I’ll make fun of your fat sister all I want.
If it makes you feel any better I’d still ram my cock into her vagina from behind as I slap that fat ass of hers.
Hey new guy …how come you never defend yourself when everyone on here cause you phony. If it is really Br3nd0n, why wouldent you tell everyo9ne on your site to “eat a dick” it still is really you. I know you read this….. Chump!!
I think the meat on them bones fits her well. I’d drill that ass.
Stuff an apple in her mouth and throw her on a spit.
“She might as well have stepped up to my erection and put a cigarette out on it, or slammed it in a book.”
Posting dude…that treatment is better than the pointing and giggling mine gets…
“I’m so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone”
Cushion, Pushin, thats all I got
You’d drill that ass and the vibrations wouldn’t stop for a week.
All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you’re a celebrity, there shouldn’t be a different standard.
Stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
If celebritites can be ‘the same as us’ then why the fuck do I want to jerk off to pictures of them?
I can see fat chicks at the car wash. I need my celebs tight and trim and coked out.
Is this not obvious?
She ate Joaquin
BSDC, you have a striking resemblance to Jim Carrey from back in his In Living Color days. That aint a knock at you, btw.
Well, at least Jessica will be able to grow into some nice hand-me-downs from JLH….
“A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country”
Give her credit–she knows there is new president
Size 2 is a code. It means enough fabric for 2 pieces/regular size humans.
She is pretending to have a break down and career change…. her beard is starting to come in..
Damn you pool.
Guffaw!
(—- the face that goes with the ass…
YAYA…