01.27.2009 lindsay had two meals

Lindsay Lohan has clearly lost a lot of weight lately (Jessica Simpson found it), and in case you didn’t know, the entire entertainment world revolves around Lindsay Lohan, so here's your daily update on that.  According to Page Six, her rep said

 "Lindsay is aware that she's lost some weight due to stress, but we recently did a photo shoot and she ate two full meals."

See?  Two meals.  Everything is fine.  Whoever keeps drumming up this non-story must be fat.  Fat people are always real jealous of sexy people like Lindsay.

(114) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/27/2009 09:41

    Stress from what, whether she wants to do one or two eight balls tonight?

  2. DB's Treasure 01/27/2009 09:44

    My wrist is thicker than her waist…strangely enough, she could be blamed for that too.

  3. Long_Duk_Dong 01/27/2009 09:46

    I would rail it i must admit…
    double bagged of course

  4. Zombie 01/27/2009 09:46

    Are you sure that’s even Lindsay in the banner pic? Looks more like Cousin It.

  5. Willie Beamin 01/27/2009 09:46

    I think the stress is from her dealer running out of coke

  6. TopherRyan 01/27/2009 09:47

    a NutriGrain bar is not a meal

  7. The PoolMan 01/27/2009 09:47

    I do not think that doing a line in each nostril counts as two complete meals

  8. Topper (Harry) Harley 01/27/2009 09:47

    Bitch just needs to go get some cock. Everyone knows chicks who take cumshots in the vaj get higher dopamine levels than otherwise. Leave the MC, go spread some VD!

  9. Willie Beamin 01/27/2009 09:47

    lol Poolman

  10. TopherRyan 01/27/2009 09:48

    VD= thigh porridge

  11. DB's Treasure 01/27/2009 09:48

    “a NutriGrain bar is not a meal”

    neither is a box of Milk Duds

  12. Mr. O'Doyle 01/27/2009 09:49

    She still looks like a cow to me. Fat fucking bitch. Stop eating so much.

  13. The PoolMan 01/27/2009 09:50

    that is a treat DB

  14. Zombie 01/27/2009 09:51

    Mr O’Doyle, I assume you prefer ass that looks more like Billy Madison?

  15. DB's Treasure 01/27/2009 09:52

    When I was laying in bed yesterday one of LiLo’s newest movies “I Know Who Killed Me” was on so I decided to keep it on and see how good she looked in it. She didn’t look phenomenal, considering she had a stub for an arm and leg, but definitely fuckable. But the movie was mind numbingly bad. I mean fucking AWFUL. I didn’t know if it was because I lacked the strength to follow it, or it was really just THAT shitty but it was just a stream of crap.

  16. The PoolMan 01/27/2009 09:52

    you could hit her hard face down, ass up

  17. RedRage 01/27/2009 09:53

    Yes, a treat! After Topher empties his balls inside the ass of the day he gets his ice cream and numb ass drizzles it with a mixture of melted Milk Duds, curdling semen, and a fart.

  18. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 01/27/2009 09:53

    I got two meals she can eat…. double portion of deez nutz… *up high*/

  19. Watt(Power) 01/27/2009 09:54

    She looked so much better in Mean Girls when she had some meat on her bones. Why don’t girls get this. Super skinny is bad. Super fat is bad. Just be normal!

  20. Dowdy Hoody 01/27/2009 09:54

    Two full meals = The left one and the right one.

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