In an effort to build an insurmountable lead in the race to publish the most made up, zero-chance-of-it-being-true story of 2009, Life and Style is hinting on their website today that George Clooney is banging Paris Hilton.
When Paris Hilton sat beside George Clooney at Hollywood hot spot Dan Tana's on Dec. 20, it just looked like a bizarre business meeting. After all, the duo were joined for dinner by a group that included director Ridley Scott, (Tyler Perry) and Brittany Flickinger, the winner of Paris' BFF reality show. "It was an odd group for a dinner party," notes an onlooker.
But it wasn't the first time the heartthrob and the heiress had been out together. Life & Style has learned exclusively that the night before, George, 47, and Paris, 27, had a far more intimate meeting at the Whiskey Bar at the Sunset Marquis hotel in West Hollywood.
The only people that hang out with her at all are Hollywood stragglers and attention whores who want their picture taken, so very obviously George Clooney is not having sex with Paris Hilton and her poison vagina. Because why on earth would he? Is there even any point? She's dumb, annoying, ugly, and sticking your penis in her would be like humping an ashtray, just old and loose and I can't explain why but I bet it's all powdery. And filled with disease. My penis flat out refused to go in there, it said no way, and my penis is the bravest one I know. It even spent the night in a haunted mansion one time.
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Die Paris
All day for this shit!
The girly in the background (plaid jacket) is way cute. And Paris has a 'giner that eats babies. Like reverse birth.
That look on Paris' faceis priceless.
I feel jipped, gyped, djyped, which is it…?
I think if anyone can ruin Paris it would Georgie…go for it man, break her into little tiny pieces, and then puree her in the blender and serve her up to the masses.
The girl in the background kind of looks like Mandy Moore. More Mandy Moore please, less Paris.
Soylent Green is Paris…. It's paris…
Fussy, don't drink the Kool-aid. It didn't work out well for Jonestown, and it most certainly wouldn't work out well for WWTDD.
Tyler Perry Isn't black…. He was in Aerosmith, no Black guys in Aerosmith…. Sorry Steven TYler, Joe Perry… Hey Paris.
Assuming the girl in the background is Brittany Flickinger (as mentioned in the article), more of her @ http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=61260649
I thought Pam Anderson had the Poison Vagina, or is that the Motley Quim? I'm confused.
This just proves my very existence as a gay man. You KNOW that pooch has teeth in it - why ANY man would stick anything in that black hole utterly fails reasoning. YUCK! I, however, had a place for Clooney.
I'd like to be a fly on the wall in the room when they are having a conversation.
George: "So, Paris…what do you think we can do to solve the human rights atrocities and refugee crisis in Darfur?"
Paris: [Stares blankly, blinks a few times] "Um, like…do what? Can't I just sit here and say 'That's hot!' every few seconds. Everything else makes my brain hurt."
Nice avi Testies, big Cash fan here.
There are two things that smell like fish - and Hilton's hole is both of them.
That bitch looks like a younger, thinner version of Rachel Ray.
I wonder if she'll let you hit it doggy while she bakes a pie?
I'd cuntpunch her if I didn't think it'd tear my arm off like Farmer Joe's boots in the pig slop…
She thinks DarFur is a company on the PETA watchlist.
Kloe Kardashian doesn't think DArfur is hot…. hates it.
Tyrone they always ask me why I dress in black.
I'm sensing a Blade Runner "re imagining" here. Ridley Scott is seeing how Clooney functions around a dead eyed whore. Summer 2010.