01.14.2009 oh you hot little bitch

Right around Halloween it came out that Armani was paying Victoria Beckham 20 million dollars to pose for their new underwear ads (more here), and today the Daily Mail has the first few shots from that campaign.  I love this hot little bitch but these are a little disappointing.  They were supposed to rival the shots her husband did last year, where his balls were featured prominently enough to make me extremely uncomfortable.  Armani might as well have hired a guy to gently caress my face with the back of his fingers and then blow in my ear.  So I was hoping these would be, you know, more pornographic.  But it's like I’ve always said, guys are held to a different standard.  It’s why I got out of underwear modeling.

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  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/14/2009 08:27

    She may look like a used Q-Tip from the neck up but I would mercilessly defile that body of hers.

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/14/2009 08:27

    …and by mercilessly defile I mean prematurely ejaculate the instant I saw her naked in person.

  3. lady garden 01/14/2009 08:27

    photoshop!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. RemSteale 01/14/2009 08:27

    I am impressed by the photographers skill, he made posh look fuckable

  5. djtechsys 01/14/2009 08:28

    “I love this hot little bitch but these are a little disappointing.”

    no, what’s disappointing is that Br3nd0n isn’t updating.

    again, not his style.

  6. Rick (with a silent P) 01/14/2009 08:29

    well, we went from a Gorge pic to a purge pic…I feel like I’m watching a Dr. Phil episode…

  7. Harenmahkeester 01/14/2009 08:31

    For some reason, I thought that was Halle Berry for a minute. Either way, meh. Posh doesn’t do anything for me…

  8. LuckyBastard 01/14/2009 08:34

    Defanitly not Br3ndan!!!

    And not funny.

  9. Jake 01/14/2009 08:35

    YES VAGINA!!!!!

  10. Jake 01/14/2009 08:36

    The spice girls should reunite to do a porno!

  11. leftnutofjesus 01/14/2009 08:38

    anything’s better looking in black and white.
    you could put a thong on a cow’s ass and with the right angle, in black and white, i could catch a boner.

  12. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 01/14/2009 08:38

    And call it spice up my labia…

  13. grubber 01/14/2009 08:38

    hot, but not B.

  14. grubber 01/14/2009 08:39

    TGGT: hilarious.

    LNOJ: I think that happens on myspace all the time..

  15. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 01/14/2009 08:40

    I would definitely rail this chick. She is not the hottest but she is worth diving into.

    B was funny, this is anti funny.

  16. ohmwrecker 01/14/2009 08:40

    A lot more appealing than Boy George but, surprisingly, not by much.

  17. leftnutofjesus 01/14/2009 08:41

    grub,

    it does. you should see plenty of fish’s free dating website. it’s even worse.

  18. leftnutofjesus 01/14/2009 08:41

    why are we thinking that it’s not B writing today?

  19. dirtydiane1 01/14/2009 08:41

    lefty, isn’t that where you met your girl? :P

  20. Jake 01/14/2009 08:42

    I think Richard Karn is writing the blog today

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