"Quantum of Solace" star Olga Kurylenko poses naked – oh that’s right – naked for the … um … I have no idea, some version of Maxim. I have no idea what that is. It's some kind of demon language. But it's nice to see the Maxim editors over there are queers too, just like the ones here. There's only like 15 perfect women on earth, and this is one of them, and she took her clothes off, and they printed 4 pictures. 4. 1 2 3 4. There are more pictures of god damn Bigfoot than that, and that piece of shit isn't even real. There's no such thing, and they have home movies of it. This girl was standing right there, perfectly still, posing, and they only got 4 pictures. Oh, golly, sorry to bother you Maxim, was there not enough room in your camera case for a second roll of film because your soy milk and rape whistles were in there?