pointless nudity: olga kurylenko

By brendon January 22, 2009 @ 3:39 AM

"Quantum of Solace" star Olga Kurylenko poses naked – oh that’s right – naked for the … um … I have no idea, some version of Maxim.  I have no idea what that is.  It's some kind of demon language.  But it's nice to see the Maxim editors over there are queers too, just like the ones here.  There's only like 15 perfect women on earth, and this is one of them, and she took her clothes off, and they printed 4 pictures.  4.  1 2 3 4.  There are more pictures of god damn Bigfoot than that, and that piece of shit isn't even real.  There's no such thing, and they have home movies of it.  This girl was standing right there, perfectly still, posing, and they only got 4 pictures.   Oh, golly, sorry to bother you Maxim, was there not enough room in your camera case for a second roll of film because your soy milk and rape whistles were in there?

(393) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/22/2009 06:06

    I would like to see her snatch but I can deal with these pictures as a good introduction to the day for my dick.

  2. Achmed the Dead Terrorist 01/22/2009 06:09

    OLD NEWS!

  3. DB's Treasure 01/22/2009 06:10

    PERFECT nipples. Good Lord, I’d eat to beat…in PUBLIC!!!

  4. Terd Ferguson 01/22/2009 06:11

    She has her fucking tits out in every other movie she is in, who gives a shit? I never could understand why people fucking foam at the mouth for Pam Anderson in Playboy or Paris Hilton upskirt shit when we have seen them take miles of cock on video. The only advantage of this magazine over the Hitman Unrated Blu Ray where Olga shows snatch is that I could take this to the shitter to rub one out.

  5. DB's Treasure 01/22/2009 06:11

    That ass looks good enough to spread open and lick from knuckle to the small of her back.

  6. DB's Treasure 01/22/2009 06:11

    Terd, people foam at the mouth at upskirt pics of Paris cause it gives them seizures.

  7. washingtonbullet 01/22/2009 06:13

    Looks like Greek – go figure. Fags

  8. Terd Ferguson 01/22/2009 06:13

    I blame Obama.

  9. Terd Ferguson 01/22/2009 06:14

    wb -
    If it were Greek she would be getting fucked in the ass.

  10. RemSteale 01/22/2009 06:14

    Terd, you are complaining about nudity. Why?

  11. DB's Treasure 01/22/2009 06:15

    Note to all readers thinking of signing up and becoming commenters:

    Please upload a fucking avatar before you post.

  12. DB's Treasure 01/22/2009 06:16

    terd is the new old Zombie, rem

  13. Tyrone Biggums 01/22/2009 06:16

    On a better note, I think the editorial was spot on. I especially enjoyed the soy milk and rape whistle comment.

  14. Terd Ferguson 01/22/2009 06:16

    RemSteale -
    We live in a progressive society, I expect my smut to progress as well. Start out showing the tits, then the snatch, next thing you know it is a gangbang with a bukkake ending. This bitch is fucking up evolution and going backwards. I won’t stand for it!

  15. RemSteale 01/22/2009 06:18

    You mean there’s a Bukkake gangbang with Olga Kurylenko out there already? Google here we come….

  16. DB's Treasure 01/22/2009 06:18

    Tyrone, I was just about to tell Br(*Y*)don that I got a good laugh from the article.

  17. Tyrone Biggums 01/22/2009 06:20

    Too many new posts at the same fucking time brothers.

  18. DB's Treasure 01/22/2009 06:20

    another new thread

  19. Perry 01/22/2009 06:27

    In the December US Maxim, she claimed she didn’t like doing nudity, but everytime I see her she’s naked.

  20. RemSteale 01/22/2009 06:28

    People.

    Hot. Naked. What more do you want??

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