January 9, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
As you may remember, this past July UFC superstar/baddest motherfucker alive Quinton "Rampage" Jackson led OC cops on a crazy chase through city streets in his lifted Ford 350 truck after a bizarre bout with depression stemming from his loss to Forrest Griffin two weeks earlier. Rampage was eventually captured and held face down in the street at gunpoint. He was charged with 1 felony count of evading police while driving recklessly, 1 felony count of evading police and driving against traffic, 3 misdemeanor counts of hit and run with property damage, and 1 misdemeanor count of reckless driving. To be fair, his nickname is Rampage. I feel like you should be awarded some license when you do exactly what your nickname says you will. It's not like you didn’t warn anyone. It's the same reason I'm nicknamed Sex Machine.
Anyway, yesterday he pled down to one felony count of evading police. He faces 6 months in jail and 200 hours of community service.
Hopefully they’ll just give him community service, because everyone loves Quinton. Seriously, if you nothing about MMA, know that everyone loves Quinton Jackson. He’s basically the nicest guy in the world.
I asked my racist mechanic about the car chase and he said maybe he got made because the store was out of purple drink. They love that stuff, he claimed. And I just said "yeah maybe" as I stalled for time because I didn’t know what he meant. I’m a very sweet boy.