As you may remember, this past July UFC superstar/baddest motherfucker alive Quinton "Rampage" Jackson led OC cops on a crazy chase through city streets in his lifted Ford 350 truck after a bizarre bout with depression stemming from his loss to Forrest Griffin two weeks earlier. Rampage was eventually captured and held face down in the street at gunpoint. He was charged with 1 felony count of evading police while driving recklessly, 1 felony count of evading police and driving against traffic, 3 misdemeanor counts of hit and run with property damage, and 1 misdemeanor count of reckless driving. To be fair, his nickname is Rampage. I feel like you should be awarded some license when you do exactly what your nickname says you will. It's not like you didn’t warn anyone. It's the same reason I'm nicknamed Sex Machine.
Anyway, yesterday he pled down to one felony count of evading police. He faces 6 months in jail and 200 hours of community service.
Hopefully they’ll just give him community service, because everyone loves Quinton. Seriously, if you nothing about MMA, know that everyone loves Quinton Jackson. He’s basically the nicest guy in the world.
I asked my racist mechanic about the car chase and he said maybe he got made because the store was out of purple drink. They love that stuff, he claimed. And I just said "yeah maybe" as I stalled for time because I didn’t know what he meant. I’m a very sweet boy.
first!
He is the nicest guy!
Those are the first words you hear from someone being interviewed after the friend killed some people.
But I’m sure it will not apply to this Ninja.
He does look like a nice guy.
I would like to sit down and have a nice cup of tea and discuss current news events like world economies with him.
I peed a little, I am glad I live in Texas.
“He was charged with 1 felony count of evading police while driving recklessly, 1 felony count of evading police and driving against traffic, 3 misdemeanor counts of hit and run with property damage, and 1 misdemeanor count of reckless driving.”
In Houston, we call that Wednesday night…
He’s a homo and I’ll tell it to him in person ( when he is behind bars mind you( and I have a disguise on)
oh yeah that purple drink is like 20Cents as compared to the white mans pepsi which is $!
$1^^^^^
Its very possible he’ll win back the championship this year.For all his fights: http://mixedmartialartvideos.com/tag/quinton-jackson/
I would like to sit down with him and discuss who in jail will rape him first.
Morning crew….
I couln’t even fathom someone with an insane testastarone level, probably on the juice, who fights for a living, named Rampage POSSIBLY doing things like this.
he really does look like the sensitive type. Just look at how is cradleing that others guys head before he smashes the FUCK out of it. You can tell he want to inflict pain, but does not want to kill the other SOB.
You can tell my the look on his face that he is concerned. Not really, he looks bored with what he is doing.
and that is scary
Moring SuperB
I could take him…
…w/ a chainsaw
He could have made some purple drank at home. It isn’t hard to make:
Sugar
Water
Purple
I could take him…..
…with full riot gear and a a few strategic hits with my Demarini
(P)Rick - i called that ‘afterschool activities’
also, what rampage did happens a lot in southwest houston.
a. lot.
this is why i don’t live in SWH
The purple drank is leftover Mad Dog 20 20’s all mixed together. “Rampage” is about the mildest nickname imaginable if you love the purple.
apparently, rampage hasn’t yet spent 5 minutes with tim tebow.