01.13.2009 whats up kate hudson. hey baby.

Kate Hudson is in Maui this week with a mysterious Aussie hunk.  And by "mysterious", I mean, "he has a name, and it was on Fame, but I forgot to write it down".  And by "forgot", I mean, "didn’t bother to". Does it really matter?  In my defense, I've got a lot on my plate today.  I’m trying to watch last nights "24" and I ordered a sandwich earlier but my sandwich hasn’t arrived so I'm worried about my sandwich, and also the final Rivals 100 came out today, so I'm a little distracted by that.  DJ Fluker is number 3?  GTFO.  That mud-footed oaf couldn’t block LSU at tic tac toe, much less a jailbreak blitz.  THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!


(290) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/13/2009 13:16

    No tits but I would live in that ass of hers.

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 01/13/2009 13:17

    From that ass shot it looks like she may have a nice meaty pussy as well.

    I approve.

  3. Grim Reamer 01/13/2009 13:18

    I guess it is ok but Still waiting on some bewbs here!

  4. TopherRyan 01/13/2009 13:18

    “Check out the buns on that one.”

    “Yeah….he must work out.”

  5. BuddyGroove 01/13/2009 13:18

    I never noticed she didn’t have any tits. I’d still throw it in her as well. When I say “it” I mean my dick. And when I say “in her” I mean her… eye socket.

  6. DB's Treasure 01/13/2009 13:19

    I don’t mind her lack of big breasts at all. She’s off the hook hot and I’d pay a large amount of money to lick her toilet seat.

  7. Jake 01/13/2009 13:19

    Banner pic - so that’s where she’s been hiding her cock - no wonder owen wilson tried of off himself.

    I wonder how Richard Karn would handle the situation?

  8. madeupname 01/13/2009 13:22

    Doesn’t she have a new movie out on DVD *COUGH*

  9. DB's Treasure 01/13/2009 13:22

    I believe Richard Karn, Home Improvement’s Al Borland would stuff his beard into her clam.

  10. Chris22 01/13/2009 13:22

    Hey wait, wasn’t this chick in that movie that just released on DVD today???

    WE GET IT Brendan. Your getting lots of money to hype this turd. I can take the sidebars, the ad on top, and even the douche-chill inducing “What Would Tank Do” that molested your title image. But for the love of Christ could you please keep the fucking news postings about this piece of shit to a minimum? Is your next post going to be about what vapid cunt that Dane Cook is sticking his penis into while he’s dropping off his cum covered laundry at the dry cleaners?

    RAMONE!! Get this flat chested cunt and unfunny faggot off the website immediately!

  11. Jake 01/13/2009 13:23

    Doesn’t she have a new movie out on DVD *COUGH*

    Yeah its called how I fucked Dane Cook in the ass!

  12. gangreen 01/13/2009 13:24

    she has the body of a pear shaped 15 year old boy. did she have breast cancer?

  13. fukU 01/13/2009 13:24

    it is great that she feels comfortable in a bathing suit this far along in the pregnancy.

    What- oh sorry , never mind.

  14. dirtydiane1 01/13/2009 13:24

    why is that little boy wearing my old tablecloth that i shredded?

  15. DB's Treasure 01/13/2009 13:26

    Sand….it just adds to the friction.

  16. gangreen 01/13/2009 13:26

    to bad the camera didn’t add 10 pounds to her rack.

  17. Headly 01/13/2009 13:27

    It just goes to show that nice asses run in the family. Her mom had one helluva trunk too. And Goldie had no tits either. But I’d still try for the mother/daughter hook-up. Ya GOTTA try…

  18. Terd Ferguson 01/13/2009 13:27

    Doesn’t she have a new movie out on DVD *COUGH*

    And super limited edition Unrated Blu Ray!

  19. Iamamess 01/13/2009 13:29

    ALL THAT MONEY YOU MAKE DOING CRAP MOVIES AND YOU CAN’T FIND TIME TO BUY SOME TITS??? WTF? NEXT !

  20. Jake 01/13/2009 13:29

    And super limited edition Unrated Blu Ray!

    Limited edition? OMG I better act quick before there all gone!

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