Actors Jason Momoa (star of Stargate:Atlantis) and Lisa Bonet (star of several celebrity rehabs) had a baby just before Christmas, and since no one knows who the hell these two are no one bothered to ask the kids name. But now, Jasons mom has gone on to his websites forums and revealed the answer no one has been waiting for. And yet this is still a story. Try and guess why that might be.
drum roll please …. Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. He was born on the stormest, rainy night. So Nakoa(warrior) … Mana (strength/spirit) Kaua(rain) po(dark) … The name was always going to be Nakoa-Wolf, but Jason did the research on first middle name, 2nd middle name as you know is Jason's.
Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. Seriously? That's not a name. It sounds like a spell. It’s something a voodoo woman would say as she stabs a doll.
Jesus. I'm not even sure I WANT to be first on this one.
When that kid gets old enough I'm going to punch him in the stomach and give him a wedgie myself.
eeeehhh! could be worst!
Why do you ask TWO FUCKING DOGS?
Well, Jason Momoa is Hawaiian, so its kind of acceptable
Being acceptable doesn’t make it any less retarded, rem!
You're reaching on this one Branden.
I'll just call him N & M……
….they melt in your mouth not in your hand.
Face it, by the time he's 8 he will be calling himself Wolf anyway
"star" of stargate:atlantis huh? ok…star….let's go with that.
just name the kid Hakuna Matata… no worries
Is that Lisa Bonet or LaToya Jackson? Jesus, what happened to her?
Because Stands In Horse Shit….was already taken
love the avi PEP – PEPPER WANTS-SUM NUTS the rodent detective
The Fried Man…..
….good call on the weak post…….at least Bren.d.on could have posted the flat-chested nudies from 20 years ago for Bonet……who incidentally never did give me a boner.
But she was in a Voodoo movie….so credit for that reference.
ok… i'm annoyed.
why is it that no matter who is president, or president-elect, they annoy me?
obama is on tv and just rambling on about christ knows what.
i hope i get a day job soon. only so much cnn one can take.
DJ Techsys:
Obama was born in Hawaii…..maybe he is a Wolf-man too.
why is it that no matter who is president, or president-elect, they annoy me?
because they have power over your life which you dont really have any say over (forget democracy, that stuff takes 4 years to work), which no-body likes?
That's not a name. That's a magic spell that opens the seventh circle of hell and William Shatner's army of darkness rises to the Earth's surface.
That name sounds like the noise I made taking a shit this morning
looks like someone straight-punched lisa bonet in the mouth, and it shoved her whole face back into her head by about 2.5"
like the worst parts of grace jones formed a person
I just took a shit, and I named is Whoah-Ia Donta Givashit Biggums.
Oh, and Sup, I do intend on using it. The wife's b-day and all. Bullshit, any day when Aunt Flow isn't running her mouth is a good day for tongue action.