facebook status: single

By brendon February 12, 2009 @ 10:18 AM

After almost 4 days of silence, Chris Brown has issued his first statement in regards to him punching out his girlfriend Rihanna and threatening to kill her.  The New York Post says…

he posted an update on his private Facebook page reading: "You'll begin to see her true colors. Believe it!"
And it seems that the troubled singer has confirmed his split from the Barbadian beauty by changing his relationship status to 'single'.

Well, at least he’s taking responsibility, and hasn’t done anything to make himself look like more of a jackass.  

Oh wait…

(83) Comments

  1. TopherRyan 02/12/2009 10:55

    nigz

  2. TopherRyan 02/12/2009 10:55

    fuckers

  3. TopherRyan 02/12/2009 10:55

    fags rule

  4. TopherRyan 02/12/2009 10:55

    eat me

  5. TopherRyan 02/12/2009 10:56

    fist me

  6. TopherRyan 02/12/2009 10:56

    i dunno what to say on this one

  7. TopherRyan 02/12/2009 10:56

    cum grubbers

  8. fukU 02/12/2009 10:56

    damn , can’t a homeboy get some love!

  9. Slaappy got fingerbanged 02/12/2009 10:56

    “Single with a chip on my shoulder, call me ladies”

  10. Terd Ferguson 02/12/2009 10:57

    Should be – “It’s Complicated”

  11. snatch 02/12/2009 10:58

    damn Terd took my joke

  12. spiffyville 02/12/2009 10:58

    We should just systematically kill all these dipshit, then funnel all there wealth to me.

  13. CodPiece 02/12/2009 10:59

    I wonder if he changed his background and favorite song on his MySpace page yet.

  14. el_jefe_tx 02/12/2009 10:59

    Does the logo behind him say “I Harm”?

  15. Mittens 02/12/2009 11:00

    Chris Brown – Gets shit done.

  16. The PoolMan 02/12/2009 11:00

    el jefe, I mentioned that yesterday, ironic no?

  17. Mittens 02/12/2009 11:00

    How could I go about being his friend (ohmy)

  18. Long_Duk_Dong 02/12/2009 11:00

    Snatch – What did you say about “Hand Jobs across America”?

  19. Terd Ferguson 02/12/2009 11:01

    Chris Brown gives new meaning to tagging bitches in photos.

  20. Al (Ted) Bundy 02/12/2009 11:01

    I’m guessing her true colors are black and blue right about now.

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