Chris Brown Trouble With Them Bitches Again

Chris Brown either punched a woman in the face again or thought about it. A chick at Brown's New Year's Eve private afterparty at the Palms Hotel in Vegas claims Brown yelled at her to not film him performing on the cell she wasn't supposed to have, and subsequently injured her while confiscating her phone. That actually doesn't sound like a crime. The alleged victim,Liziane Gutierrez, asked to have her named used as...read more

Chris Brown Drinks Too Much Cough Syrup And Shit Around The Web

Girl beater and general douchebag Chris Brown has apparently gotten quite a sizzurp habit. I've never understood what's gangsta about drinking cough syrup. That's like when I was 8 and I'd sneak sips of Dimatap and I ain't hood at all. But then who said Chris Brown was gangsta? (TMZ) Sylvie Meis wears lingerie because it's her fucking job. (Last Men On Earth) Marisa Papen bears it all in gym shorts for C-Heads...read more

Chris Brown Not Welcome Down Under And Shit Around The Web

Australia has become the latest country that doesn't want to let in Chris Brown anymore. They beat their own women just fine after a six pack of Fosters. Read all about Chris' latest travel woes. (Dlisted) Nicki Minaj wears next to nothing in GQ. (Last Men On Earth) Mindy Robinson and Vanessa Branch are topless in "Road Hard". (Egotastic All-Stars) Tyga is calling barely Legal Kylie Jenner his fiancee. (TMZ) That...read more

Nick Cannon Renaissance Man

Nick Cannonposted an Instagram shot of his shoe closet in response to Chris Brown having shown off his super interesting closet weeks prior.This is like an old fashioned duel, if the guys were pansies more into fashionthan pistols. Dudes used to care about whiskey and pussy. Now it's lining up shoes like you're one of those dull kids who obsesses over his toys and nobody wants to play with. Sounds like an apt...read more

Two-Faced Chris Brown And Shit Around The Web

Woman beater Chris Brown got a tattoo on his head of an ancient Greek statue for some reason. I hope he doesn't get mad at the woman on his head and beat the shit out of her. See his latest stupid tattoo. (TMZ) Costa Rican señorita Juliana Herz shows off her chichis. (Egotastic All-Stars) The USC Song Girls get wet. (Busted Coverage) Holy shit, Miranda Kerr's legs are amazing. (Drunken Stepfather) Tyga really likes...read more

Chris Brown Held Hostage, Day Who Gives a Fuck

The Philippines are holding Chris Brown in lock down in Manilla because he fucked over a powerful church group by ditching out on a planned concert this past New Year's Eve. According to the Church and Christ group, they fronted Brown one million clams and Brown stiffed them with some lame excuse and I guess forgot to return the cash. When Chris Brown showed up on Tuesday to performin Manilla, the local authorities...read more

Chris Brown Hamstrung

Chris Brown has hired armed guards to protect his home from the Bloods he calls his friends who robbed his house after texting him to ask where he was at. Pictured above is his closet, proving he has a vast array of interests including shoes and lining up shoes. Police believe a club promoter was also involved in the robbery and hopefully they will do minimal work to solve the case and concentrate on potholes. Stop...read more

Chris Brown's House Robbed

Chris Brown's house was robbed while he was at an ESPY party paying tribute to Caitlyn Jenner's bronzed penis. The armed men forced themselves in andmadeBrown's auntwait inthe closet where he keeps his stash of alt porn. They stole some possessions from his house that would have ended up at auction in a few years anyway and bounced. Brown's aunt thinks it was an inside job. No shit. These dudes were probably smoking...read more

Chris Brown Loves to Fight the Ladies and Shit Around the Web

If you're an ex-con based on beating your girlfriend, you should probably just stick to paid company moving forward. You definitely should not be out drinking with another ex-girlfriend looking for round two. You're not Mayweather. You're not getting paid. Chris Brown fights with his recent ex-girlfriend, punches thrown? Meh.(TMZ) Eniko Mihalik is topless and Hungarian, one of these things is awesome(Egotastic)...read more

Karrueche Tran Tempts Fate

Karrueche Tran has been feuding on Instagram with her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown because Brown is super tough on the Internet and his emojis elicit high fives from his gang banger buddies. Tran inserted model Tyson Beckfordonto her pageto use hishairlessman ass as a pawn in their game like a real lifeZoolander. This culminated with Brown threatening to fuck Beckford's baby mama and beat his children and Beckford posting...read more

Chris Brown Attracts Winners

Chris Brown returned to his home in Los Angeles from Vegas to find this 21 year old chick sleeping in his bed. Normally I'd say go for a quickie and send Goldilocks packing with a free iPod shuffle. A man's got to unwind from that drive and that beats beating off to the DVR'd episodes of Singled Out you recorded while drunk. Unfortunately the woman spray painted "I Love You" on Brown's countertop and "Mrs Brown" on...read more

Chris Brown Tries Beating Up A Dude

Chris Brown got in a fightin Vegas while playing basketball in his hotel suite with some dude he most likely hired from the Washington Generals' minor league affiliate. Brown recently got off probation for beating the ever loving shit out of Rihanna and then smoking lots of dope to celebrate so he's good for another round before he is ultimately killed in the most widely celebrated drive-by of all time. Apparently The...read more

Chris Brown Blocks Chrissy Teigen On Twitter

That uneasy feeling you get when you realize Chris Brown has shut you out of his life. There's really no preparing for it. It hits you like a dirty hand of hot Chinese mustard to the lachrymal gland. You'll pretend you're just vulnerable from your period, but really you're hurting much deeper. The place where Chris Brown used to touch you. No, deeper. Yep, there. Now understand that it will never feel this way again...read more

Chris Brown's Stupid Baby Name And Shit Around The Web

Chris Brown named his new bastard baby, Royalty. It's a nice play on words given her regal breeding and the fact that she'll someday be utilizing her bio dad's music royalties to pay for her court ordered rehab. I'm holding back my puke until Chris Brown makes his first statement about the baby changing him for the better. Read all about what this assclown was thinking. (TMZ) Bras? We don't need no stinking bras! (The...read more

Chris Brown Has A Child, Karrueche Bails

Breaking the news to your long time girlfriend that you've been declared dad to some other chick's new baby is no simple task. You're going to want to find a nice public spot and make sure she's sober. Also, stretchyour rapper credit line at the jewelry store. Something ostentatious, but tacky. Karrueche Tran seemed to catch wind of something in the air, not to mention service of process papers on the kitchen table,...read more