Chris Brown Accuser Spelled Out Her Plan

Chris Brown's greasy lawyer Mark Geragos is reportedly in possession of a text message from Baylee Curran where she incriminates herself almost too perfectly. The text was reportedly sent from her phone just after she left Brown's coke den where his kid lives. read more

Chris Brown Defenders Lining Up Against the Bitch Who Set Him Up

From the moment word went out that some bitch set up Chris Brown on weapons charges, the Chris Brown army of defenders snapped into action. Those defenders being primarily women who wish Brown had punched them in the maw instead of that stupid whore Rihanna. That's... read more

Chris Brown To Be Arrested

Chris Brown is set to be arrested by L.A.P.D. Spin the Chris Brown roulette wheel of tiny nimble criminal complaints for the charges. read more

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Chris Brown Dropped By Publicist

Aside from being sued by his former manager Chris Brown is keeping his death pool stock strong and was just fired by his publicist Nicole Perna who is slightly below Brown on the morality scale. The trouble started when Brown was born and flared up this week over a text... read more

Suge Knight Sues Chris Brown

Suge Knight is a real pin cushion of bullet holes. He is suing Chris Brown and Zika ridden 1Oak from behind bars because they didn't have adequate security during a Chris Brown party where Knight was shot up for the third time that week. Security Guard rule #1, don't let... read more

Chris Brown Hits For The Cycle (VIDEO)

If Chris Brown understood the concept of irony he'd really enjoy reading his paperback biography while he's permanently locked up six years from now. We'll leave a few pages at the end so you can write in your conversion to Islam, OJ Light. read more

Chris Brown's Baby Mama Whoring Up the Baby

Chris Brown took exception with the mother of his daughter posing two year old Royalty for a Junior Beaver Hunt submission. It’s crazy to me that a parent would OK dressing our daughter like she 16. I ain’t cool wit that. SHE IS 2!!!! It's possible Brown meant eighteen... read more

Chris Brown Trouble With Them Bitches Again

Chris Brown either punched a woman in the face again or thought about it. A chick at Brown's New Year's Eve private afterparty at the Palms Hotel in Vegas claims Brown yelled at her to not film him performing on the cell she wasn't supposed to have, and subsequently... read more

Chris Brown Drinks Too Much Cough Syrup And Shit Around The Web

Girl beater and general douchebag Chris Brown has apparently gotten quite a sizzurp habit. I've never understood what's gangsta about drinking cough syrup. That's like when I was 8 and I'd sneak sips of Dimatap and I ain't hood at all. But then who said Chris Brown was... read more

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Chris Brown Not Welcome Down Under And Shit Around The Web

Australia has become the latest country that doesn't want to let in Chris Brown anymore. They beat their own women just fine after a six pack of Fosters. Read all about Chris' latest travel woes. (Dlisted) Nicki Minaj wears next to nothing in GQ. (Last Men On Earth)... read more

Nick Cannon Renaissance Man

Nick Cannonposted an Instagram shot of his shoe closet in response to Chris Brown having shown off his super interesting closet weeks prior.This is like an old fashioned duel, if the guys were pansies more into fashionthan pistols. Dudes used to care about whiskey and... read more

Two-Faced Chris Brown And Shit Around The Web

Woman beater Chris Brown got a tattoo on his head of an ancient Greek statue for some reason. I hope he doesn't get mad at the woman on his head and beat the shit out of her. See his latest stupid tattoo. (TMZ) Costa Rican señorita Juliana Herz shows off her chichis. (... read more