02.04.2009 joaquin phoenix isnt joking

The last we heard Joaquin Phoenix was ditching acting to become a rapper but really it was all a Borat-style hoax orchestrated by Phoenix and Casey Affleck.  Phoenix seemed insane, but it was really all a joke.  But now he’d like to make clear that, oh no, he’s batshit crazy all right, and how dare you insinuate otherwise.  People magazine says…

"There's not a hoax," Phoenix tells the Associated. "Might I be ridiculous? Might my career in music be laughable? Yeah, that's possible, but that's certainly not my intention.  I had a lot of dudes come up and say, `We really respect you for doing it, putting yourself out there, and going with it.  Because I think true hip-hop heads know that it's hard, it's going to be a hard transition, and people are going to be lining up just to make fun of me."

I find it hard to believe that Joaquin Phoenix is lucid enough to master mind some secret double life.  You could put a snake puppet on that stoners hand and he’d wake up screaming and run in circles trying to get away until he either passed out or went insane.

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  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 02/04/2009 08:16

    This hareliped fuck has earned a permanent spot near the top my “Actors Who Are Dickbags That Need to Get Over Themselves” list.

  2. Watt(Power) 02/04/2009 08:17

    Speaking of BSDC!

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 02/04/2009 08:18

    ^ Whoa

  4. The PoolMan 02/04/2009 08:19

    it is Bruce Valance (sp)

  5. Rick (with a silent P) 02/04/2009 08:19

    I think someone needs to give the homeless dude in the banner pic a dollar so he’ll go away…

  6. TopherRyan 02/04/2009 08:19

    my dick just went limp

  7. The PoolMan 02/04/2009 08:19

  8. SinDs 02/04/2009 08:20

    I second that bsdc

  9. The PoolMan 02/04/2009 08:20

    see, I was speechless

  10. TopherRyan 02/04/2009 08:20

    Fuck, he use to be hot, hare lip and all

  11. The PoolMan 02/04/2009 08:20

    WATT, I mean this in a none gay way, nice cock

  12. lady garden 02/04/2009 08:21

    Cover the head up and i would-that goes for you too WATT

  13. SuperB 02/04/2009 08:22

    Ughhhh so disgusting…

  14. TopherRyan 02/04/2009 08:22

    Watt- I am proud of you buddy, you have proven you are not a pussy and that you got nothing to hide. Bravo!!

  15. DB's Treasure 02/04/2009 08:22

    What a dick…

    …I mean Jaoquin.

  16. Watt(Power) 02/04/2009 08:23

    Topher, no I don’t wax. I’m not ghey!

  17. Death to Finkle! 02/04/2009 08:23

    DB, ftw.

  18. The PoolMan 02/04/2009 08:23

    so it is wanker, wang wednesday?

  19. RemSteale 02/04/2009 08:23

    I cant think of a single “hip hop head” who wouldnt laugh their fucking ass off at the film of him “rapping” posted the other week

  20. TopherRyan 02/04/2009 08:24

    We just need to find you a nice girl to stick it in.

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