02.04.2009 kelly clarkson denies shes gay

I find it impossible to believe that anyone asked, but Kelly Clarkson would like you to know she’s not gay.  Us magazine says…

"I get that all the time.  People are like, 'Are you secretly a lesbian? Because I'd really love it.'
"Lesbians tell it to me all the time," she goes on. "I'm like, 'I'm glad it works for you, and I wish I liked women like that because often times, men are very hard for me, but I happen to like boys.'"
Clarkson goes on to say she "could never be a lesbian. I would never want to date [someone like] myself, ever. I'm a crazy person. I need some kind of stable, quiet man."

You really shouldn’t say things like "I need some kind of stable" when you’re as fat as Kelly Clarkson.

(393) Comments

  1. Tyrone Biggums 02/04/2009 13:11

    Not FIst!?

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 02/04/2009 13:11

    She may not be gay but I bet she can wrestle an alligator with those guns.

  3. Achmed the Dead Terrorist 02/04/2009 13:11

    I’ll convert her to loving men in 4.3minutes!!

  4. TopherRyan 02/04/2009 13:11

    she is fat like a lesbian

  5. Achmed the Dead Terrorist 02/04/2009 13:13

    This must also be an old picture….She was on some show just recently promoting her new album and looked fkn amazing!!!

    I’ve wanted to tap that ass since her debut on American Idol!

  6. Just the Tip 02/04/2009 13:13

    Whew! Glad that’s answered… I’ll sleep better tonight.

    Oh shit! She got fat! Noooooo!

  7. The PoolMan 02/04/2009 13:14

    my gawd, she is a fucking cow! and ate one!!!

  8. Fussy Bitch 02/04/2009 13:15

    She’s not fat she’s just big boned!

  9. Tito's Abdomen 02/04/2009 13:15

    Same shit happens to me all the time. Perfect strangers approach me on the street and ask: “Tito, tell the truth! Are you fucking gay?”
    How do they know my name?

  10. The PoolMan 02/04/2009 13:15

    men are very hard for me, but I happen to like boys.

    Sounds like something topher would say

  11. Willie Beamin 02/04/2009 13:16

    Kelly Clarkson denies shes gay fat

  12. The PoolMan 02/04/2009 13:16

    I have a big boner for her, not really, but it had to be said

  13. The PoolMan 02/04/2009 13:16

    she is on tour with Jessica

  14. SinDs 02/04/2009 13:17

    She is not fat, you fucks are outta your minds!

  15. The PoolMan 02/04/2009 13:17

    the Buffet tour

  16. Just the Tip 02/04/2009 13:17

    Fatties do tend to suck great cock.

    No offense to the talented lovelies here.

  17. Fussy Bitch 02/04/2009 13:18

    Men are hard for me too, but that don’t last long enough. That’s why I like to lay my face on some pussy every once and a while.

    Nothing wrong with it Kelly, embrace the pussy, love it, lick it, stroke it, plunge in and take a bath in it.

  18. scum 02/04/2009 13:18

    Half the guys on this site deny their gayness.

  19. Maj. Pwnage 02/04/2009 13:18

    just when you think this site can’t get more pathetic, the comments section of each new post turns into a chat board for a handful of desperate losers to banter about their sex lives back and forth and share microscopic dirty pictures of themselves. pitiful.

  20. Death to Finkle! 02/04/2009 13:19

    MP5SD in the hizzouse…….

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