02.04.2009 wtf! - update (!)

Aww god dammit.  Is everyone in Hollywood on HGH except me?  This is bullshit.  If anyone out there has a hookup for HGH let me know.  I’m not kidding.  I want that shit.   Tom Cruise was a mess a few months ago, now look at him yesterday in Brazil.  He's like a damn underwear model.  I just drafted him as a free safety in my fantasy league.  

(picture source = splash news.  Im tryng to get better and more of these pictures.  And I’m not even remotely kidding about the HGH.  Someone hook my ass up.  Im gonna get all buff and shit.)

UPDATE - finally a better picture, full size here.

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  1. Topper (Harry) Harley 02/04/2009 09:00

    NIGZ ARE PIGZ WHO EAT FIGZ DOING JIGZ

  2. TopherRyan 02/04/2009 09:01

    not to shabby Mr Cruise, you are still a douch bag

  3. lady garden 02/04/2009 09:02

    you can polish a turd but its still a turd

  4. RemSteale 02/04/2009 09:03

    This is because he is sucking the life out of Katie….

  5. Classy 02/04/2009 09:03

    Does the HGH get him over 5′5″?

  6. TopherRyan 02/04/2009 09:04

    I would still bend him over and show him who’s boss

  7. DB's Treasure 02/04/2009 09:06

    Topher, I don’t think anyone can take Tony Danza’s job.

  8. Topper (Harry) Harley 02/04/2009 09:06

    You were the last man standing watt. Enjoy your soggy cookie.

  9. Death to Finkle! 02/04/2009 09:07

    Wow! I can’t believe it. I’m gone for 5 minutes to make some copies, and I come back to find that all the dick avis are gone.

  10. DB's Treasure 02/04/2009 09:08

    Btw, I tried uploading a pic of my dork but I was getting an error. I know I know, you fags don’t believe me.

  11. Picnic Bear 02/04/2009 09:08

    Does anyone know where I can get some UGH (Ursine Growth Hormone)?

  12. DB's Treasure 02/04/2009 09:08

    But that’s why I was gone for so long…I was seeing what the hell the problem was.

  13. Watt(Power) 02/04/2009 09:09

    Roid rage cruise?

    And if Fussy is here, glad you were there for the tail end of the man meat extravaganza. I would have felt bad if you missed it and we all would have had to change our avi’s back for you. DB would come back, think he’s safe, then get dicked.

  14. Death to Finkle! 02/04/2009 09:09

    I get the same error, DB. In red. Invalid avatar, please try again. I’m so tired of my huge-ass boobs.

  15. Topper (Harry) Harley 02/04/2009 09:09

    You all realize, that with the way avi’s are escalating, in a few months guy will be posting cumshots while the ladies while have avi’s of them using their fav toys…

  16. libizman69 02/04/2009 09:10

    i’ve finally got mine up

  17. Topper (Harry) Harley 02/04/2009 09:11

    DB would come back, think he’s safe, then get dicked.

    I hereby christen that “e-stamping”.

  18. Watt(Power) 02/04/2009 09:11

    DTF, you’re disappointed? You know erections lasting longer than 4 hours is a medical condition, right?

    DB, we know you were washing your eyes out with hydrocloric acid. /pat

  19. Classy 02/04/2009 09:11

    Topper- in a few months? I’ve already got one ready to go. Orgasm Friday?

  20. RemSteale 02/04/2009 09:11

    I would definitely have felt bad if Fussy had missed all the dick

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