Aww god dammit. Is everyone in Hollywood on HGH except me? This is bullshit. If anyone out there has a hookup for HGH let me know. I’m not kidding. I want that shit. Tom Cruise was a mess a few months ago, now look at him yesterday in Brazil. He's like a damn underwear model. I just drafted him as a free safety in my fantasy league.
(picture source = splash news. Im tryng to get better and more of these pictures. And I’m not even remotely kidding about the HGH. Someone hook my ass up. Im gonna get all buff and shit.)
UPDATE – finally a better picture, full size here.