For years Hollywood has tried to make a "Three Stooges" movie, but could never to find three actors good enough at physical comedy to recreate such recognizable characters. So now they’re just gonna just stop trying and make the movie anyway. Variety says…
MGM and the Farrelly brothers are closing in on their cast for "The Three Stooges."
Sean Penn will play Larry, and negotiations are underway with Jim Carrey to play Curly, with the actor already making plans to gain 40 pounds to approximate the physical dimensions of Jerome "Curly" Howard.
The studio is zeroing in on Benicio Del Toro to play Moe.
The film is not a biopic, but rather a comedy built around the antics of the three characters.
I just hope they have some kind of disclaimer so I can tell between the new version and the old one. If they don’t, I’ll just have to remember that in the old version, it was Larry who was Puerto Rican and mumbled incoherently, and Moe was the middle-aged one who was super angry and took human growth hormones. In the movie version, it’s the opposite.
I guess technically these are boobs…
but it’s just not the same.
YEAH…first?
DAMN you LAG…
Are any of them Jewish…
SupB, why the FUCK do you have a Red Wing kissing his freshly won Stanley Cup? WHY!!?!?!?
Can I still bitch about rock songs in commercials? It’s not yet out of my system.
I’m speechless.
Fuck it. Bring on the horsemen. Burn this fucker down.
Oh this is gonna be good [/eyeroll}
man, after seeing this I say again, what the fuck natalie???
Eh. I’ll pass on this movie I think.
BDT is so goddamn ugly that I want to pour acid in my eyes when I see him. He always looks like he’s trying to keep the turtle head from poking out.
Are we talking the Farrelly Brothers who made “There’s Something About Mary” or “Shallow Hal” and the upcoming “Walter the Farting Dog”?
Either way I find it difficult to give even a half a shit about it.
DD to me it looks like he already let it go…….
Db it is my new crush Downey…
sorry…I know…trator…
Mother fucker. My brilliant take on rock ‘n’ roll in commercials is dying, unread on the end of the last thread . . .
This is brought to you by the same visionaries who brought us Shallow Hal and the movie about wacky Siamese twins.
Also, I would have gone for Penn as Moe, but Larry? Larry?
Oh, Sup, I didn’t get a chance to look at the picture of your crush! I think you have good taste in men tho, so I’m not worried.
And DB, I’m not talkin about you.
Aaron Downey and Steve Downie are two different players…
…unless you’re calling yourself the traitor.
This was on Film Drunk today as well, just as the last post was.
I guess this new jackoff writer has gotten completely lazy and is just ripping off the other blogs.