French newscaster Mélissa Theuriau was in Miami with her monkeyman husband and his creepy arm this weekend. She looks terrific considering she had a kid just three months ago. I can’t even begin to guess how that dude is doing this. I assume it has something to do with sorcery. It seems obvious that his mind can shape the physical world and bend the wills of men. How do you stop someone like this? Guns don’t work. The bullet would stop a foot in front of him and then turn around and hit the person with the gun. Oh God damn we are so screwed.
(image source = mavrix online)
Nice tits.
MAAANNNNNNNN, I will take second. Oh, nice BOOBIES!!!!
Damn that Diego-Maradona-look-alike-with-asymmetrical-shoulder-blades man.
WTF is going on with all the weekend posts?
Pretty sure that guy has had a stroke, or some other nerve damage to that arm. The shrinkage and curled fingers are pretty typical. Must be pretty rich.
I would fake a gimp arm to get a hand-job
If you with a dude with a lame arm, at least you know you have a chance in a fist fight.
I spend entirely too much time here during the workweek, now I gotta start checking in on Saturdays n Sundays too?
Mmmm sundaes…fuck this, I’m getting ice cream…
A dirty fucking spic took the “are” out of my last comment.
I’m lactose, Topper. Thanks for rubbing it in.
She would probably give me a stroke too.
Can someone tell me how I add an avatar? every one I try says it’s not valid…
MmMmm… She still has those “after child having”
dark red chewy tough nippers. You can damn near
chew them babies off, and she’ll barely notice.
Nice choice, Pauly. Cazadores is a marvelous brand of tequila. Patron and Jose Cuervo are terribly overrated.
Thanks Shauna. It’s going down good with these 7&7s
He didn’t have a stroke. He was hit by a train when he was like 15 or something. Which makes him a moron as well i guess. Seriously, how do you get hit by a train?
he’s a great actor btw
I’d take an arm like that. If I could have a freaky big cock with tiny little tard fingers at the tip.
her husband, Adam Carolla.
actually, her husband was in an accident and lost the use of his right arm, morons.