Whenever you buy a new car you immediately notice how many other people have that same car. I assume Paris Hilton is going through the same thing with her pink Bentley, so now she wants to customize it. Like with a Garfield suction cupped to the window, or a sticker of Calvin peeing, or a 283,000 dollar diamond encrusted dashboard. The Sun says…
The hotel heiress, 27, will have it flown out from the firm’s British HQ in Crewe to be fitted to her $200,000 Continental GT in Los Angeles. But she may have to wait — the Cheshire plant is halting production until early May due to the economic downturn. A Bentley source said last night: "I guess she’s not hit too badly by the recession."
It might not be the greatest idea in the world to reinforce the surface you smash into during an accident with the worlds hardest rocks, but whatever. I’m certainly not gonna talk her out of ways to kill herself. Another fancy idea would be to have a silk scarf that loops around her neck anchored to the headrest, and reverse the brake and gas pedals so it's not like a poor persons car.
Will it cure her STD’s?
…And?
Bored now.
I give it 2 weeks before it ends up in a chop shop.
Did she have it wrapped to promote Pepto Bismol?
Yeah bring it to Jersey you cunt rag
Her airbag is made from big foot scrotum.
So does that car say “Hey Look at Me, I a Famous Bitch”
what a cunt, but being dyslexic, I meant bitch
am what is going on
slow day
:rummages through desk for the glock 9mm to shoot himself with:
I wonder if she gets advertisement royalties from Pepto-Bismol every time she’s on theroad in that…
I pray for Holy Death to rain down on her. I want legions of vultures to disembowel her in front of her parents. I want steely knives to carve her gut like a demented butcher making a jack o’ lantern. I want grisly satisfaction.
Somebody get me an I.V. of Jameson’s, stat…
i don’t normally fuck with peoples cars but would key the shit out of that thing
man…sorry, Topher…durn conference has my brain addled…
all that money and she STILL hasn’t bought herself a decent face or a pair of tits
what a stingy cuntrag
meph all i got is Powers
I didn’t think it was possible that I could detest this insufferable cunt anymore than I already did.
And what’s with the fucking Barbie Dream Mobile? Seriously? No thanks. I’ll take a piece of old-fashioned Detroit muscle any day over this piece of pink puke.
That shit is atroceious…I would shoot myself in the foot before owning a pink car
Pink with hard little bumps… that’s my Paris.
I am pissed because that was the color I was going to paint my ‘32 Duece