03.19.2009 this is sad

Yesterday Heather Locklear announced that she would not be taking a place with actress Ashlee Simpson on the new version of “Melrose Place”, while Lisa Rinna made a different announcement.  It went like this: fuck you dignity.  Fame says…

Lisa Rinna dressed in a bill-board seemed to be out promoting herself as one of the originals who wishes to be re-cast on the rumored new TV show of "Melrose Place". She created quite a stir in West Hollywood on Melrose Ave.

I need to rent a phony office and pretend to be the casting director for this show immediately.  The sky’s the limit with this chick.  Her answer is yes, no matter what the question was.  And I’m not just talking about swallowing – although you better believe she’s gonna be doing some swallowing – I could dress her up like a chicken and make her dance around, then ride her around the office like a horsey, then get her in a bikini and charge people a dollar to throw tomatoes at her.


(178) Comments

  1. TopherRyan 03/19/2009 09:31

    figz

  2. Watt(Power) 03/19/2009 09:31

    Well its almost tits

    NIGZ PIGZ FIGZ JIGZ

  3. TopherRyan 03/19/2009 09:31

    super faggoty figz

  4. Watt(Power) 03/19/2009 09:32

    The fag beat me

  5. GeneralDouchery 03/19/2009 09:32

    I don’t want to see her tits man.

  6. Watt(Power) 03/19/2009 09:33

    Topher and my avatar… Eew

  7. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 03/19/2009 09:33

    Jesus she got hideous looking. You could cut a roast on that face of hers and even those DSLs can’t save her (she can still blow me if she likes though).

    She really should have gone nude under that sign as well.

    Pussy.

  8. Rick (with a silent P) 03/19/2009 09:33

    I think the health department should condemn that sandwich board…it’s filled with too many preservatives…

  9. snatch 03/19/2009 09:33

    I like the guy in the back throwing the finger

  10. TopherRyan 03/19/2009 09:33

    I bet she could suck the corn of the cob with those DSLs

  11. Death to Finkle! 03/19/2009 09:33

    Tits with fish lips don’t count.

  12. TopherRyan 03/19/2009 09:34

    Don’t worry Watt….I only like the really pretty dicks, not like the deformed stick you got

  13. Rick (with a silent P) 03/19/2009 09:34

    “Honk 4 Lisa”

    with that duck bill, Lisa can honk 4 herself…

  14. RemSteale 03/19/2009 09:34

    So that’s who she is, I had to watch Hannah Montana the other week (yes i had to, it was my daughters turn to pick the channel) and this girl showed up in a cameo at the end and I guessed she was supposed to be famous, just couldnt think why??

  15. DB's Treasure 03/19/2009 09:36

    Anyone else’s brain hemmorrhage when they saw that Hannah Montana movie preview?

  16. Cali27 03/19/2009 09:37

    afternoon all! just as i was droppin some knowledge on ya about GaGa the thread changes…

  17. GeneralDouchery 03/19/2009 09:37

    Luckily I haven’t seen it.

  18. Watt(Power) 03/19/2009 09:38

    That’s a relief topher

  19. TopherRyan 03/19/2009 09:38

    *Anyone else’s brain hemmorrhage when they saw that Hannah Montana movie preview?*

    I lost control of my bowles

  20. Rick (with a silent P) 03/19/2009 09:38

    “Anyone else’s brain hemmorrhage when they saw that Hannah Montana movie preview?”

    Not I, DB, I’m the Scarecrow of this motley crew…

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