Czech supermodel Eva Herzigova hit the beach today in Saline, France, and suffice to say she's looked better. I used to be in love with her. Now she’s spooky looking, something you'd see in a wedding dress on a haunted pirate ship. Where on earth did her tits go? That dude should slap her on the back and see if they come back out. Too bad the ladies don’t have a pill like the ones I just ordered. It’s a simple capsule scientifically proven to increase the size of that certain part - wink wink - of the male body (note - it's the penis). I just hope it doesn’t get too big. I might start on day one with half a pill and see what happens.
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Boney
Would still do her though.
My pinky has more meat than this broad.
But what the hell, I’d plug a few of this broad’s holes with something bigger than my pinky.
Karen Carpenter?
The McRib is back
Hanging around, nothing to but frown, WWTDD, has really got me down.
Guess what I meant to say was that I would bone her.
I think she needs some of her holes plugged, FOE. It appears she has a leak.
That’s Hot Rawwwr
Yikes…. I thought it was Nicole kidman form the banner….
Lol Nuts
Does this chick eva eat?
dude…..seriously…..we need to form an exploratory committee on where to congregate and consummate daily.
brundon’s GONE.
Jack Skellington has tits?
*I think she needs some of her holes plugged, FOE. It appears she has a leak.*
and it is making a whistling sound
Marilyn Manson look alike day at the beach?
So I should blame my Czech blood for why I’m skinny as a rail…
No Watt, you should blame your Czech blood for why you look like a victim of Chernobyl
DO NOT WANT
LOL @ Geek