what in the hell is that

March 10, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Czech supermodel Eva Herzigova hit the beach today in Saline, France, and suffice to say she's looked better.  I used to be in love with her.  Now she’s spooky looking, something you'd see in a wedding dress on a haunted pirate ship.  Where on earth did her tits go?  That dude should slap her on the back and see if they come back out.  Too bad the ladies don’t have a pill like the ones I just ordered.  It’s a simple capsule scientifically proven to increase the size of that certain part – wink wink – of the male body (note – it's the penis).  I just hope it doesn’t get too big.  I might start on day one with half a pill and see what happens.

(image source = splash news)

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