Despite it being around 40 degrees when they did it, Melody Thornton and Nicole Scherzinger pranced around all sexy on the way to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon in NYC yesterday. The rest of the Pussycat Dolls got all bundled up and therefore shall remain nameless. As you can see, they’re in these hot little Indian/Hindu outfits. Melody and Nicole even have bindi’s on their forehead, sometimes also called a tilaka or bottu. Traditionally it’s used to denote social status. In this case it would also be a good target for me to aim at during my big finish if Melody and I ever got it on. In America, we have a similar system used to denote status, but over here we use teef. And goblets. If you’ve got gold teef and diamonds on your drink cup, you’re like the most important man in the world or something.
MISTAKE CORRECTING UPDATE – okay so I guess the redhead trying to seduce me is actually Jessica Sutta, not Melody Thornton. You people are supposed to stop me before I make an ass of myself, ya know. In my defense, the picture source had it labeled wrong, and also no one has any idea who the Pussycat Dolls are besides Nicole.