afternoon headlines

By brendon April 02, 2009 @ 12:52 PM

BRUNO – the red-band NSFW trailer hit today (here or the source), and it’s filled with amazing advice, including how to defend your self against a man with two dildos.  Oh of course, the backwards kick!  Next time is gonna be different.  (source = trailer park)

JENNIFER HUDSON – the Oscar winner doesn’t want people to cry for her when they think back to the tragedies in her life.  Done and done, baby. (source = star)

TAMARA MELLON – Christian Slater’s ex and the founder of Jimmy Choo is still in St. Barts, feeling her own breasts and hanging out with topless girls.  Good news for us, bad news for this poor bastard if by some miracle his wife is reading this right now.  (image source = splash)

(75) Comments

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    FatOldElvis 04/02/2009 14:00

    After a night with Tamara I bet I’d have “shit, blood and cum on my hands”… Not quite sure why though.

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    Just the Tip 04/02/2009 14:00

    What happenned to the Black Bikini Chic she was with yesterday?


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    scum 04/02/2009 14:01


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    Just the Tip 04/02/2009 14:02

    You motherfuckering dead & rotting grill cheese & peanut butter pickle eating new post lurking bastard!

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    aaron7 04/02/2009 14:02

    her body looks melty or something. still, boobies. always good.

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    LoRider 04/02/2009 14:02

    Are there NO standards on this site? Those boobs are HORRIBLE! I know she’s lying on her back, but DAMMIT there are chicks out there where this is not a problem. If I want to see pictures of my mom topless lying on a barca-lounger I’ll just head over to the home and get my cell phone out.

    Wait, what?

    Ride Lo

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    Old_Perv 04/02/2009 14:04

    Tits!! Tits!! Tits!!

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    LoRider 04/02/2009 14:04

    And that Christian Slater couldn’t hold onto THAT just tells you how little it means to be Christian Slater anymore. First his halfway interesting show on NBC gets canned and now he’s losing chicks that I wouldn’t let cut in front of me at the “10 or Less” aisle at the local Giant.

    Ride Lo

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    scum 04/02/2009 14:06

    “Those boobs are HORRIBLE!” Ho Mo

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    GeneralDouchery 04/02/2009 14:07

    LoRider you should change your name to LoBlow.

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    pepper 04/02/2009 14:11

    She needs less sun. She looks like a prune…

    Scum, I’m sorry if I did get you upset with my last comment.

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    MonyVibescu 04/02/2009 14:13

    I swear upon my massive prick, I will insert my tongue into her depths.

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    scum 04/02/2009 14:14

    The trailer for the Pepper biopic looks really funny.

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    jonnoh64 04/02/2009 14:15

    My God, is this “friend” in the penultimate picture Courtney Love’s slightly less corpse-like twin?

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    pepper 04/02/2009 14:15

    Where is she topless?

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    scum 04/02/2009 14:18

    Pepper, middle row middle pictures.

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    Just the Tip 04/02/2009 14:19

    Her Blonde friend on the lounge, pepper.

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    Death to Finkle! 04/02/2009 14:19

    Those mushy-ass tits look like some shit my kid plays with.

    Play Doh

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    pepper 04/02/2009 14:19

    I saw that one, but that’s not Tamara.

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    Just the Tip 04/02/2009 14:20

    I’m quick.

    Question: Who the hell was that incredibly tittied bitch in… uhh… Chubb Norris’ Avi?

    Yes scum, she TOPPED Keeley.

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