Say what you will about Audrina Patridge, but that bitch is cool under pressure. Someone asked her if she’s had any plastic surgery, and she looked them square in the eye and said no. And they asked a follow up, and said it again. She's like a serial killer.
"People think I've got my nose done. My chin done. I just laugh at it. I'm just losing my baby fat - everyone grows up and changes."
"There's always rumors. People are always going to point things out and it's entertainment. It's funny. Doesn't bother me. Goes in one ear, out the other. I read it, forget it."
Yeah. Nose. Chin. That's what everyone is always sayin. Oh and also there's this. From this to this. I have to believe she was only asked her face, but still. You would have thought this reporter would have been able to wring the truth out of her, but I guess it's sort of implied that if your job is to interview people like Audrina, you're kind of a doofus. His previous set of questions was probably with poison control because he ate the packet that came inside his new shoes again.
i like her boobs
In order to simulate titty fucking that chick, I’m going to need 2 dodge balls filled with her snatch snot.
Even with her dead eyes, very highly bangable.
Most def.
I want to dip my balls in it.
I’d do her either way.
Man, her eyes just have that total lost in space look…..
last picture… second toe… really long… ill
I can’t stand her or that idiotic fucking show, but I would fuck the ever loving shit out of her. She’s so dumb. So, So dumb.
“There’s always rumors. People are always going to point things out and it’s entertainment. It’s funny. Doesn’t bother me. Goes in one ear, out the other. I read it, forget it.”
just like everything else…
Sup: Did you see this goal last night? Best fucking goal i’ve ever seen in a shootout.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACEhcvYDFHU&fmt=18
The after shot is disgusting. She looked WAY better before…
she NEEDS work done!
Cod, what a fucking soft touch….nice goal
I love shootouts….skill showcase makes me happy.
I actually watched some sportscenter while man-boy was taking a shower but I was too drunk and tired to tell ya that I saw anyhing other than that awesome snag Johnny D made, and the equally as sweet one David DeJesus did…
Wheres’ the fuckin’ story, here? Tits? Well, yeah, no shit. Face? I don’t see any difference that couldn’t be chalked up to lighting and makeup. Anyone?
Holy Crap! It’s the Holy Fucking Grail!!!
The first picture EVER of that bitch actually LOOKING into the camera!!
(the first “before” link)
I thought it would never be found.
She needs some pearls to go with the stars on her necklace.
Har har.
The new guy can’t get new pictures so he uses the OLD pics Brend*n used…
I thought the only time they’re supposed to look into the camera is when they’re doing POV porn. Or when they’re talking shit to the viewer (me) with Ron Mexico’s cock in their mouth.
I bet you could get her to wear a chicken suit while you fucked her. She is really dumb.
One of the few reality starlets that I find sexy as hell. Probably because I think she could be tricked into sex for the price of an icecream cone.