These pictures of Ali Lohan must have been processed with magic because for the first time ever she looks sort of F-able. I know she’s 15 and you’re not supposed to have sex with 15-year-olds(*), but it was her moms idea to whore her up like she was 35, not mine. I’d have been just fine never thinking about her again. If I can block out my girlfriends miscarriage I can sure as hell ignore a Lohan minus the D’s.
(*) in this country