Julia Roberts gave a tribute to Tom Hanks last night for the Film Society of Lincoln Center, and for some reason that required tons of scathing profanity. The New York Daily News says…
"Alright well, it's late and I'm paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee," Roberts began. "So Tom, everybody f—–g likes you. All my bits are gone.""Listen, I had lunch today with Rita [Wilson, Hanks' wife], and her t–s were here [motioned high] and her waist was here [motioned small] and her a– was like that [motioned high], so what can I tell you that's new? Tom Hanks, what the f–k?"Of Hanks' 2004 flick "Ladykillers," she said, "I love the Cohen brothers, but the hair … I didn't even know what the f–k that movie was about!"
Of course the only part of this that got my attention was all the huge boob talk. And I never noticed before but Toms wife does have quite the rack (1, 2, 3). She looks like she could be Kate Beckinsales mom, which is probably way more flattering in my head than in real life.