leann rimes is so fascinating

By brendon April 13, 2009 @ 9:07 AM

LeAnn Rimes went on the Today this morning to promote her new biography, and she wasn’t shy about addressing her megastardom and the pressures of life inside an unrelenting media spotlight.  In fact she made those things up just so she could address them.

"I think people are fascinated with my personal life. And I totally get it." 
“I get to write books like this and write songs like this and affect people's lives. And I think through the song 'What I Cannot Change,' having touched so many people, that's what I believe I'm here to do.”
“it's been tough … to make that transition from child star to an adult, but I've been one of the very few, very small percentage that.”

I like to think she was being sarcastic, but it doesn’t seem like she was, which is amazing because I could only offer the vaguest guess as to who she is and what she does.  And if I guessed and you said no, she’s a figure skater or she used to be on Party of Five, I would say oh yeah I remember now.  She might be one of the most forgettable people on earth, totally average in every way.  I’m looking directly at her right now and I can still only sorta describe her.  I guess she has a … face, and a … vest.  And there’s a string on a tree behind her.  It’s green.

(100) Comments

  1. Zombie 04/13/2009 09:51

    How do I live without her?

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 04/13/2009 09:51

    Someone needs a tall glass of Get Over Yourself. Or a swift kick in the tits. Even better, both.

  3. pump 04/13/2009 09:52

    I have nothing to say about this post but I am pretty bored and don’t wanna work, so that’s what I do here.

  4. Rokan 04/13/2009 09:54

    I liked her when she was kind of slutty in Coyote Ugly. Not enough tits in that movie.

  5. Boba Fett 04/13/2009 09:54

    I’ve always thought she looks like she has mild downs syndrome.

  6. Slaappy got fingerbanged 04/13/2009 09:54

    Shit she looked a lot better in makeup during the show and I have HDTV.

  7. Paleomiz 04/13/2009 09:56

    Someone needs a tall glass of Get Over Yourself

    Or a nice steaming cup of Shut The Fuck Up

  8. CodPiece 04/13/2009 09:56

    I still think she has a little ‘slow’ in her.

  9. Long_Duk_Dong 04/13/2009 09:57

    Valhalla..I am cumming

  10. SinDs 04/13/2009 09:57

    a boring person and a boring post.

  11. Rokan 04/13/2009 09:57

    She’s a fucking country singer CP. A little slow is how they stamp them out down there.

  12. Long_Duk_Dong 04/13/2009 09:58

    but i bet she dances wild

  13. Long_Duk_Dong 04/13/2009 09:58

    watch it rokan….

  14. The Insidious Tony Stark 04/13/2009 09:59

    She’s kind of looking like Tilda Swinton in that picture… is it wrong of me to say that I kind of want to bang Tilda Swinton? Must the red hair.

  15. Old_Perv 04/13/2009 09:59

    Who?

  16. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 04/13/2009 10:00

    Doc, that works too.

  17. Beef 04/13/2009 10:02

    Seriously, who is Leann Rimes?

  18. Paleomiz 04/13/2009 10:02

    having touched so many people

    This better mean she’s a hooker, a porn star or a pedophile

  19. Long_Duk_Dong 04/13/2009 10:02

    TITS – i would hang mine up in Tilda’s meat locker too….

  20. Old_Perv 04/13/2009 10:03

    The only way she would affect my life is if she were to sit on my cock.

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