madonna is moving to africa. sorta.

April 10, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Even though the government there told her to F off last week when she tried to adopt a little girl, Madonna is said to be building a home in the African nation of Malawi.  The Sun says…

(She) has instructed her architects to draw up plans for a home in the African country, as she believes adopted son David would benefit from a connection to his birthplace. “Madonna has a big, beautiful plot of land over there already. She’s planning to build a girl’s school in the Chinkhota village and those designs are well under way.  But she’s gone back to the designers and asked if they could accommodate a family home on the plot or on adjacent land.”

Oh what the fuck ever Madonna.  Here’s the answer: No.  No, David would not benefit from a connection to his birthplace, because his birthplace is a jungle of monkey attacks, genocide and science-fiction type plagues.  What the hell is he supposed to learn from that, heart pounding fear?

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