04.10.2009 madonna is moving to africa. sorta.

Even though the government there told her to F off last week when she tried to adopt a little girl, Madonna is said to be building a home in the African nation of Malawi.  The Sun says…

(She) has instructed her architects to draw up plans for a home in the African country, as she believes adopted son David would benefit from a connection to his birthplace.
“Madonna has a big, beautiful plot of land over there already. She’s planning to build a girl’s school in the Chinkhota village and those designs are well under way.  But she’s gone back to the designers and asked if they could accommodate a family home on the plot or on adjacent land.”

Oh what the fuck ever Madonna.  Here’s the answer: No.  No, David would not benefit from a connection to his birthplace, because his birthplace is a jungle of monkey attacks, genocide and science-fiction type plagues.  What the hell is he supposed to learn from that, heart pounding fear?

(110) Comments

  1. Long_Duk_Dong 04/10/2009 10:29

    madonna can suck Kanye’s nutts….take that back..she aint worth holding my nutt bag…
    I am the king of all music
    fuck that skank

  2. The Insidious Tony Stark 04/10/2009 10:29

    Which has more moisture: 1 grain of sand from the Sahara Desert or Madonna’s cooch?

  3. Long_Duk_Dong 04/10/2009 10:30

    puss filled vag anyone?

  4. The Insidious Tony Stark 04/10/2009 10:32

    LDD, depends on whose you’re talking about…
    Madonna - No.
    Angelina Joile - FUCK YES!

  5. SuperB 04/10/2009 10:33

    Maybe she will get eaten by a fucking lion…that would be AWESOME!

  6. Long_Duk_Dong 04/10/2009 10:34

    I would not do angelina’s pus(s) filled vag

    I have never thought her attractive
    her body yes, her face no

  7. Long_Duk_Dong 04/10/2009 10:35

    glad you liked that OUT sup

  8. Chubb Norris 04/10/2009 10:35

    Fuck. Newguy. I’m not even gonna bother reading.

    So SupB, this friend that you had. You say she

    was from down here somewhere?

    Depending on age and location, there is a fairly

    decent chance that I’ve already snapped her frame. (thanx lefty)

  9. SuperB 04/10/2009 10:39

    She was from there, but had lived in NC for most her life…I think they moved there when she was like 12-13, and I met her when we were in college. She is my age, 30…

  10. bwilson27 04/10/2009 10:43

    She’s only doing this shit so she can legally steal more kids from there.

    As if she’s doing it for David… HAHAHAHAHA!!! Good one, you old slag.

  11. yelraf 04/10/2009 10:43

    They just want Mandonna to build a house there and claim to live there, so they can tax the fuck out of her for two years before they allow her to adopt. Sounds good to me. Bleed her fuckin’ dry.

  12. SuperB 04/10/2009 10:43

    I can’t remeber what high school she went to..damn I must be getting old and senile…

  13. Chubb Norris 04/10/2009 10:44

    Really….I’ll be the big 30 in Nov.

    I don’t remember porkin’ any NC bitches though. At least not sober. Lotta homegrown back then though…:::tries to think:::

    No I think she’s safe. If I’d have gotten her, she wouldn’t have moved away.

  14. Watt(Power) 04/10/2009 10:45

    WHERE ARE THE MOTHER FUCKING DONKEYS IN THE SUN I DO NOT LIKE THIS YEAST INFECTION IN MAD MAX SHOULDERPADS IT MAKES ME BURN WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND ANGRY LLAMAS!

  15. SuperB 04/10/2009 10:46

    I will be the big 30 in less than a month now….UGH.

    But all you ‘nites and I are celebrating in October…if yours is in Nov, you DEF should come and chill at the Nascar Durden Pow-wow

    alcohol fueled monkey pilot pirate ship?

    I think I fucked that up…

  16. SuperB 04/10/2009 10:48

    Duk, don’t forget to tell your brothers we are celebrating my birthday…

    and you know what girls get on thier birthday right??

    ORAL!

  17. yelraf 04/10/2009 10:49

    Sup, I fixed a sign to hold our camping spot…

    http://tinyurl.com/cjmzoq

  18. Mr Little Jeans 04/10/2009 10:49

    Do they still make Ed Hardy t-shirts?

  19. Chubb Norris 04/10/2009 10:49

    If she’s from around here, there are only three.

    Tellico Plains, Sequoyah, and Sweetwater High.

  20. The Insidious Tony Stark 04/10/2009 10:50

    ::hands Watt a bottle of Scotch::

    Here, this will take the edge off…

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