Matthew McConaughey says in this month’s Elle magazine that when he was a young man getting to know the pleasure of life, the vagina was still a confusing pit of mystery, a riddle that not even softcore porn could unlock.
"From checking out Playboy I always thought — jeezum, we still don’t have a better word for it than vagina, do we? —I thought it was behind the pubic hair, and it faced horizontal. You know, east/west, not south. So the first time I got to third base, man, I was hunting for a long time."
I never know what the hell stoners are talking about and this is no exception. At the risk of making a fool of myself, I’m pretty sure it is behind the pubic hair, and it doesn’t really go any direction as much as it just kind of “opens’. There’s no zipper if that’s what he was expecting. If all he remembers is that he discovered it was not behind the pubic hair and it went north-south, I think he’s suppressing that he first got to third base with a dudes ass. I think he was raped.
He’s the man.
Alright…Alright!!!
I’m not sure why we have these eggheads trying to fix our economy, I bet Mr. McConaughey could do it in an hour while also solving the world’s energy problems.
i think ill stroll the beach brushing my teeth
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Sup - will you send me that potato salad recipe?
Willie, if ya could…why not?
naked bongo anyone?
Sup - talk to me plz. and when you do be sure to include my name in your comment. ty
The key word here is “was”.
Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin’ right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We’re talkin’ some fuckin’ muscle.
WB you mean you don’t?
Get on the cool train man…
I figured it out
Fake cali is….
I figured it out
Fake cali is….
WB: you forgot to space out those last 2 words.
Mo rocket scientist is he?
Yeah I shall Cali…its awesome. Ask Deebs, I made it for him once.
As for Mr. Stinky nuts up there…aren’t the brightest crayola in the box now are we?
His nephew is named “Miller Light McConaughy”
How fucking cool is that?
You just gotta keep livin’ man, L-I-V-I-N.
no..rather
Yeah, well, listen. You ought to ditch the two geeks you’re in the car with now and get in with us. But that’s all right, we’ll worry about that later. I will see you there. All right?
I loooove me a redhead