After 28 years of marriage, Mel Gibsons wife Robyn has filed for divorce, citing “irreconcilable differences." It is said they have been essentially separated for two and a half years, beginning around the time of his 2006 drunk driving arrest. And now he is going to get raped by the state of California, which seriously might be the worst fucking place on earth.
Sources tell us there is no prenuptial agreement — they were married in 1980, before Mel Gibson amassed a fortune estimated at $900 million back in 2006. Under the laws of California, community property — which includes earnings — is divided 50/50.
Robyn is also asking for spousal support and attorneys fees.
What kind of an evil bitch asks for $450,000,000, AND alimony AND attorneys fees. $44,000 for every day she was married. Not enough? He should just kill her. What’s a good rope cost, 8 dollars? He could spend 200 million dollars on his defense and still save 249,999,992 dollars. Was she tied to a GD tree for 28 years, or was she living a life of opulence and luxury, while Mel was out actually earning the money. WTF is wrong with California? How is this fair? Why not make him dance around in his underwear at a Lakers game too, or seal him in a metal trashcan with a bunch of bottle rockets.
I’m sure that his cosmic zombie would spare him a few sheckles if needed.
Serves him right. I don’t care if this was the stone age and he got married he should have chiseled out a prenup on his cave wall the dumb Jew-hating fuck.
Also, sugar tits.
it’s bielzebob(sp)
or colonel sanders
Replace “Mel/Robyn” with “Debbie” then, I might give a shit.
hahahaha, WTF? People are stupid!
I don’t have 1/10th the money he does and I still had my wife sign a pre-nup!
Hollyweird people are just DUMB!!!!
nice evil stache and gotee btw!
so you got 89 million?
brace yourself….sup’s running directly toward you right now
I hope she gets herself a real good jewish lawyer.
Okay, Mel’s got the whole Snidely Whiplash look down PAT!
Why not make him dance around in his underwear at a Lakers game too, or seal him in a metal trashcan with a bunch of bottle rockets.
Whaaaaaat? Seriously “new guy” that’s not funny. It’s more annoying then anything. I could get a retarded chimp with down syndrome or DB to come up with better jokes. You = fail.
how do you crop your guys’ avi’s? im trying to change mine and it keeps saying invalid.
WTF, with the riverboat gambler look? I expect him to sound like Foghorn Leghorn.
“Ya gotta keep ya eye on the ball, son, the BALL, that is…”
As a man what I am about to say is going to be hard to say. The wife deserves the money. Putting up with his drunken abuse and fucking around? Popping out his what, 8 kids? Fuck him. Gibson is a drunken scumbag. Besides, he gives up $400 million, he still has $400 million. Enough to keep in vodka.
He looks like Colonal Sander’s gay little brother.
LDD: No NO, I said “I DON’T” have 1/10th the money”
Maybe more along the lines of .003%, but it’s mainly to protect the “Family Money”
lol….DB “that is” i remember that. “i say ya gotta, Why, i say ya gotta keep your eye on the ball son, that is….”
See new guy that’s how its done!!!
He must be preparing for his role in the Summer Stock version of Taming of the Jew.
she better be more fuckable than an amateur hockey cheerleader after i’ve shut the fucking bar down at around 4:30 in the morning after the game.
i love bacon&cheese
Sorry dude, the woman gave birth to like 7 of his kids, lived a hardcore catholic life, cause he is sooo religious and he fucked her over. Take him for it all and think of it as her charging high rent for her poor worn out body after all those kids!!
Also how the fuck does he have that much money?
really?