mel gibson is so screwed

April 13, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

After 28 years of marriage, Mel Gibsons wife Robyn has filed for divorce, citing “irreconcilable differences."   It is said they have been essentially separated for two and a half years, beginning around the time of his 2006 drunk driving arrest.  And now he is going to get raped by the state of California, which seriously might be the worst fucking place on earth.  

Sources tell us there is no prenuptial agreement — they were married in 1980, before Mel Gibson amassed a fortune estimated at $900 million back in 2006. Under the laws of California, community property — which includes earnings — is divided 50/50.Robyn is also asking for spousal support and attorneys fees.

What kind of an evil bitch asks for $450,000,000, AND alimony AND attorneys fees.   $44,000 for every day she was married.  Not enough?  He should just kill her.  What’s a good rope cost, 8 dollars?  He could spend 200 million dollars on his defense and still save 249,999,992 dollars.  Was she tied to a GD tree for 28 years, or was she living a life of opulence and luxury, while Mel was out actually earning the money.  WTF is wrong with California?  How is this fair?  Why not make him dance around in his underwear at a Lakers game too, or seal him in a metal trashcan with a bunch of bottle rockets.

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