04.13.2009 melanie griffith really is insane

Melanie Griffith was in Spain yesterday with her husband Antonio Banderas for Easter, and it may seem weird to watch a parade dressed like a wicked queen who poisons apples in a fable about talking mice and magic, but Melanie Griffith is dangerously crazy, so in that sense it's perfectly logical.  If you think for one second that she’s not slightly more crazy than the homeless guy in the park yelling at demons, than you've clearly never entered the magic door to her website.  It's like fairies are trying to get into your pants or something.

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(139) Comments

  1. Paparazzi Sniper 04/13/2009 14:10

    Finkle Blows

  2. DB's Treasure 04/13/2009 14:12

    I’d shoot hot rock all over this old crazy dame.

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 04/13/2009 14:12

    She looks like she belongs in a wax museum and her website is one of the creepiest websites I’ve ever seen. And that’s saying a lot.

  4. The Insidious Tony Stark 04/13/2009 14:13

    I’m more concerned with the fact that Marilyn Chambers has passed away…

  5. Fake FatOldElvis 04/13/2009 14:13

    fist

  6. SuperB 04/13/2009 14:14

    This bitch is about 85 percent plastic now….dayum

  7. The Insidious Tony Stark 04/13/2009 14:14

    Elvis are you Revenge of the Poolman also? Cause that stunt this weekend looked like your work.

  8. CodPiece 04/13/2009 14:15

    Antonio DOES NOT WANT

  9. Old_Perv 04/13/2009 14:15

    Look at me!! Look at me!!

  10. Sensei John Kreese 04/13/2009 14:16

    Damn, looks like a place we’ve seen in the news before:

    http://tiny.cc/875SB

  11. sir ripatwat 04/13/2009 14:16

    her daughter seems like a cutie.
    hehe.

  12. Paparazzi Sniper 04/13/2009 14:16

    Ewww look at that gobbler neck on the old lady sitting down. I wanna cut that shit off and give it to my dad for catfish bait.

  13. DB's Treasure 04/13/2009 14:16

    speaking of Antonio…I watched Desperado over the weekend….goddamn that movie is awesome

  14. Observer 04/13/2009 14:17

    Sherman!!!!

    Turn my “Wayback” machine to 20 years ago……

    ….and I’ll fuck her in a heartbeat……

  15. Death to Finkle! 04/13/2009 14:17

    You know you love me, Potpourri Sniffer.

  16. Paparazzi Sniper 04/13/2009 14:18

    speaking of Antonio…I watched Desperado over the weekend….goddamn that movie is awesome

    *Goddamn her boobs are awesome.

    I fixed it for you.

  17. DB's Treasure 04/13/2009 14:18

    If you painted this wench blue and she wore the same outfit then she’d look like Diva Plavalaguna from The Fifth Element.

  18. The Insidious Tony Stark 04/13/2009 14:19

    Nice, DB, way to work The Fifth Element into a conversation.

    Lilu rocks!

  19. Paparazzi Sniper 04/13/2009 14:19

    pfftt…u lost finkle. :::see top of thread::: Maybe another day.

  20. Observer 04/13/2009 14:19

    Fact is….

    …she may be too “whorey” for me…..

    …but maybe not….

    http://www.dvdnudity.com/melanie-griffith.htm

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