04.27.2009 mels woman might be pregnant

Even though they had been drifting apart for years and she suspected him of having an affair, Mel Gibson's wife only filed for divorce after hearing that Mel had gotten his girlfriend pregnant.  The Sun UK says…

ROBYN, 53, ended their 28-year marriage after OKSANA GRIGORIEVA told pals she was expecting.
A source said: “Robyn put up with Mel for years but when she found out Oksana was telling friends she was expecting it was the last straw.
“Robyn wants a ‘quickie’ divorce, one that isn’t contested, with their assets divided later.”
Yesterday Oksana was spotted outside Gibson's mansion chatting on her mobile with what appeared to be a baby bump under her pink shirt.

This Robyn chick is a real buzzkill.  Getting pregnant is supposed to be a happy occasion, but Mel’s wife is too conceited to let someone else have the spotlight.  “That’s MY husband, I’M divorcing him because he’s cheating on ME.”   Oooooh, pardon us your majesty, sorry if someone else was the center of attention for two seconds.

(130) Comments

  1. someoneluvsu 04/27/2009 15:07

    “OKSANA GRIGORIEVA told pals she was expecting”…(to clean Mel outa of the remaining 1/2 of his assets.)

  2. heart rob 04/27/2009 15:09

    i don’t think thats how it works man

  3. What Me Worry 04/27/2009 15:10

    Gotta watch those Russian chicks. They can be sneaky. Probably planned this. Bingo! Jackpot!

  4. Nestea 04/27/2009 15:12

    lol… is this chick in the picture Mr. Passion of the Christs new wife?? Hell I wanna become an actor too… damn…
    but she’s pregnant… she is going to turn fat and ugly… DO NOT WANT!

  5. GeneralDouchery 04/27/2009 15:14

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. SCUMMIE 04/27/2009 15:19

    And I shall spread my seed to the winds so that all womankind will bare my fruit. For I am SCUM.

  7. Paleomiz 04/27/2009 15:20

    “baby bump” should be a phrase punishable by death

  8. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 04/27/2009 15:28

    How many kids is enough? Get your shit snipped Mel, the world doesn’t need any more than seven of your spawn roaming the Earth. Or just pull out, even if Jesus doesn’t want you to.

  9. I Am Lora's Inflamed Sense Of Rejection 04/27/2009 15:38

    Meh. She’s only ok.

    I was soooo much more upset when Jessica Alba was pregnant. After that blow, nothing can touch me.

  10. mephistopheles jefferson 04/27/2009 15:41

    This guy is gonna be like Genghis Khan in 400 years. Everyone is going to have Mel gene in them.

    Oh, wait, everyone will be dead in 400 years. Phew.

  11. Watt(Power) 04/27/2009 15:42

    I’d spray my pork paste on her uterus and show her a real swine flu.

  12. I Am Lora's Inflamed Sense Of Rejection 04/27/2009 15:48

    Hey, meph, I’m getting better! I’ve even got a background image now!

    *pats self on back*

  13. DoubleBarrel 04/27/2009 15:50

    Good, the world needs more Catholics

  14. mephistopheles jefferson 04/27/2009 15:51

    Lora, I couldn’t be prouder. I only wish the others could see your scarily erotic twitter background. Actually, fuck them, they made fun of me for joining. Suck it, jerkoffs!

  15. readykilowatt 04/27/2009 15:53

    Which gal in this equation is the Jew he’s pissed off at?

  16. I Am Lora's Inflamed Sense Of Rejection 04/27/2009 15:56

    *beams*

    You know what, meph? I dont know whether it’s the bottle of Ernest and Julio Gallo talking or what, but I’m proud of me too.

  17. FatOldElvis 04/27/2009 15:58

    I bet her cooch smells like rotten eggs and cigarettes.

  18. mephistopheles jefferson 04/27/2009 16:00

    Lora - Now you just gotta follow more people or else it’s lame. Actually, if I’m the only person you follow, it might be pretty awesome.

  19. Observer 04/27/2009 16:03

    Inflamed Lora….

    Can I follow you on Twitter too???

    I won’t try any Meph-Jeff moves

  20. heyjoe 04/27/2009 16:05

    Mel, you are a fucking idiot…

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